Definitions by Harry Flashman

explosive diarrhea 

A lower gastro-intestinal distubance that creates a dilemma in the afflicted: Do I need a bucket of water or a shotgun?....Is that a fireball or a mountain lion coming out of my ass?

Sweetie, Quick! Bring me a drop cloth..I have explosive diarrhea.

explosive diarrhea by harry flashman July 11, 2003

spud 

Friendly term like "pal" or "bud".

Yo, spud...what's up?

spud by harry flashman July 11, 2003

gnude 

To look ugly when naked.

You think Paul looks funky in speedos, you ought to see him gnude.

gnude by harry flashman July 11, 2003

criminy 

Mild blasphemy meaning "for Christs sake"

Oh criminy, I haven't taken my depro-provara for two weeks.

criminy by harry flashman July 11, 2003

sillygoose

A term of endearment a grown man says to his small child or a grown man says to another grown man only if he is secure in his own heterosexuality and absolutely certain beyond all doubt that the other grown man enjoys total confidence in his heterosexual orientation.

Oh, you're such a sillygoose, Rodney.

sillygoose by harry flashman July 11, 2003

nunya 

What happens to misbehaving Catholic boys and girls in schools run by nuns.

Sister Agnes is gonna nunya for talking dirty.

nunya by harry flashman July 10, 2003

urinal cake

A civilian version of what is correctly called "officer candy" in the U.S. Navy.

Get with the program Seaman Recruit Smedlapp...mops are swabs...urinal cakes are officer candy!

urinal cake by harry flashman July 10, 2003