Definitions by Harry Flashman

Grunjin 

A disparaging word combining the American slang "grunt" (a U.S. Marine) and the Japanese word "gaijin" (foreigner). Grunt + gaijin = Grunjin.

Bohannon-san, you Grunjin ...you tellible person...you trow-up rice-su nu-doh on new tatami mat.

Grunjin by harry flashman July 12, 2003

Proctologist 

That specialty in the medical profession that seems to attract doctors with large, outsized hairy knuckles and are loathe to trim their fingernails.

Dr. Hamfist, my proctologist, apologized for his recent weight gain and said he would be unable to remove his ring, but, that he would proceed gently.

Proctologist by harry flashman July 12, 2003

yob 

A thugish young male.

Sid Vicious was a yob...but, you know, people change...they get older, wiser...they mature...Sid's no longer a yob; he's dead.

yob by harry flashman July 12, 2003

twangbang 

A country and western shagfest.

Tammy went to Nashville knowing she'd have to twangbang the staff at Horseshoe Records, Inc. in order to have her demo heard.

twangbang by harry flashman July 12, 2003

Bench Press 

What jocks and butch lesbians do to buff up their pecs.

Maximus spotted for Melba while she went through her bench press routine with a Chevy truck axle.

Bench Press by harry flashman July 12, 2003

trusay 

What the French say to the German army when it invades.

Mon ami...trusay?

trusay by harry flashman July 12, 2003

welshman 

The only race in the British Isles possessed of a full set of teeth and chromosomes.

You can tell an Englishman from a Welshman by his poorer dentition and narrower set eyes.

welshman by harry flashman July 12, 2003