Harry Flashman's definitions

Baja Alabama

The geographic region South of Alabama; Northwest Florida Panhandle.

Bubba didn't care for the anthropology Professor's implication that offspring born to natives of Baja Alabama often didn't have the benefit of married parents...what did he know?...his parents was kin before he was born.

by harry flashman August 10, 2003

wooser

A loser; spoken thus by a small child who knows one when he sees one.

Keddy tennidy...wooser!

by harry flashman July 10, 2003

wartling

Faux term of endearment.

Junior, my little wartling, come to Uncle Bubba and tell him about what made the toilet back up.

by harry flashman August 1, 2003

ripoff

A 1970's term for farting, derived from the sound a wet bedsheet makes when ripped.

Man...roll the windows down, I'm gonna ripoff a juicer.

by harry flashman July 10, 2003

reniferous

1. adj.(from renal/kidneys) Having piss-like qualities.

1. Yo, Rob ain't nuthin but a reniferous piss-ant!

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

hockey puck

A dullard; a person dumber than a box of rocks.

It's a tough choice, which is the bigger hockey puck...Geraldo or Sally Jesse Raphael?

by harry flashman July 7, 2003

fujimom

A variation of fujimo (fuck you jack I'm moving out.) The additional "m" tacked on the end may stand for mofo.

I ain't sitting through the third act Il Travaore-On-Ice...fujimom.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003