Definitions by Harry Flashman

truly fucked 

To be accurately and genuinely put upon in a distasteful manner with no hope of mercy, rescue or long term survival.

I am truly fucked...never should have worn my "KISS ME, I'M JEWISH" T-shirt on this shopping excursion to Gaza.

truly fucked by harry flashman July 15, 2003

turtle 

A physical phenomenon caused by extremely cold weather in which the penis retracts into to abdominal cavity

I remember standing quarterdeck watch in Newport with the wind howling up Narragansett Bay, ass deep in snow...it made me go turtle.

turtle by harry flashman July 15, 2003

all over it 

A variation of the phrase "on it", e.g., ...on it like a fly on shit, ...on it like white on rice.

The last time I made a math error the IRS was all over it like a duck on a junebug.

all over it by harry flashman July 14, 2003

religious truth 

What one perceives as God's word, which can be different things to people in a group but is known to be absolute fact to each individual.

When someone says they have religious truth remember this saying: "Follow him who seeks the truth; beware of him who has found it."

religious truth by harry flashman July 14, 2003

Afrocentrist 

An ethnocentrist whose fixation happens to be things African.

An Afrocentrist excludes the significance of Albanian culture and its impact on Peruvian haiku much like the Sinocentrist does.

Afrocentrist by harry flashman July 14, 2003

aphid 

Small insects that can infest ornamental plant leaves, and their excretions can blacken the leaves and interfere with photosynthesis and degrade the health of the plant.

Those friggin' aphids were sucking the vital essence from my Hollicae Burfordii so I Malathioned the bejesus out of the little buggers.

aphid by harry flashman July 14, 2003

loaf 

A turd.(Esp. an elongated turd with a tapered end)

Excuse me please, I have to go pinch a loaf.

loaf by harry flashman July 14, 2003