Harry Flashman's definitions

gargoyle

1. A woman resembling a fish. 2. To cleanse the throat and mouth.

1. With a snout like that, Juanita looks like a gargoyle. 2. Go gargoyle with Listerine, Greta.

by Harry Flashman November 12, 2003

bites the hairy banana

To suck

Yeah, great idea...ought to improve morale tenfold...it bites the hairy banana.

by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003

Disco

A viral disease that swept though the 70's afflicting mostly older males in their 40's, symptoms included bad taste in clothing, St. Vitus dance, and lame pick-up lines.

Yeah I had Disco once but I survived it.

by harry flashman July 25, 2003

krap

Japanese gonorrhea.

Joshiro knew from the greenish-yellow discharge from his chimpo that he had the krap again.

by harry flashman July 27, 2003

organism

A redneck colloquialism for orgasm.

I'm takin' Vernell mugboggin' and after I'm get me a organism behind the Whattaburger.

by harry flashman July 10, 2003

plums

The masculine anal equivalent of female cherries.

Our advice to new inmates here at Attica is to safeguard their plums.

by harry flashman July 15, 2003

#10 buttplug

A very obnoxious person, unlikeable in any way.

I tried to handle his complaint with courtesy but he kept acting like a #10 buttplug.

by harry flashman July 6, 2003