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Definitions by Harry Flashman

microgivashit 

1000 nanogivashits, 1,000,000 picogivashits.
What Geraldo Rivera is thinking doesn't even register on my microgivashit meter.
What you know you have when your Wasserman test comes back positive.
I don't need no Wasserman test for syphilis, all I gots is what the doctor says is paresis.
syphilis by harry flashman July 19, 2003

limp dick 

Slang name for erectile dysfunction. (See definition for dick splint for cure)
Until Congress passes a Medicare supplement for prescriptions like viagra I'm going to have to rely on popsicle sticks and duct tape...mighty tough to find willing partners though.
limp dick by harry flashman July 19, 2003

fuckeroo 

Eduardo cantered up to the bar and said, "I'm the baddest bronco bustin' fuckeroo in the house...who here thinks he can lick me? Come one, come all."
fuckeroo by harry flashman July 19, 2003

social work 

An area of study and employment held in low esteem in academe and by real professionals that broadly deals in psychology, sociology, education and anthropology.
Dierdre, who held an MSW degree from West Oklahoma Vo-Technical Community College, had a goal: amass as many clients as she could, whine about her workload, convince the boss she needed several assistants and parlay that into a promotion so she'd never again have to deal with those pathetic losers (clients).
social work by harry flashman July 19, 2003

apparatchik 

An unquestioningly loyal female subordinate in the Democratic Party.
Susan McDougal and Monica Lewinsky were apparatchiks, one went down for a crime the other went down.
apparatchik by harry flashman July 19, 2003

smegmoid 

An insult referring to one of uncertain hygeine, gut-wrenching body odor and having a personality like a warped shitcan.
Petruccio was an unlikeable smegmoid who had foreshortened arms coupled with great girth owing to a glandular problem which rendered him incapable of wiping his ass and therefore friendless.
smegmoid by harry flashman July 19, 2003