truly fucked

To be accurately and genuinely put upon in a distasteful manner with no hope of mercy, rescue or long term survival.

I am truly fucked...never should have worn my "KISS ME, I'M JEWISH" T-shirt on this shopping excursion to Gaza.

by harry flashman July 15, 2003

flexin'

The "I'm available for sex" signal narcisistic weight lifters send; gender inspecific.

Butch stood before the full-length mirror flexin' and thought to himself, "What a hunk I am", and realized that he must seek a secluded place and attend to an urgent need.

by harry flashman July 26, 2003

limp dick

Slang name for erectile dysfunction. (See definition for dick splint for cure)

Until Congress passes a Medicare supplement for prescriptions like viagra I'm going to have to rely on popsicle sticks and duct tape...mighty tough to find willing partners though.

by harry flashman July 20, 2003

assrhoid

A superlative for asshole.

Burchell, a.k.a. "assrhoid", left a trail of ruined careers where ever he went.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

recursive

The reiteration of expletives to serve the interest of comprehension for the recipient and catharsis for the speaker.

She didn't just cuss me once, she got recursive on my ass.

by Harry Flashman June 28, 2003

Combinded Federal Campaign

The collateral duty assigned to whoever the commanding officer is most pissed at. Combinded Federal Campaign = United Way Campaign.

Fuck me to tears...second year in a row the Captain put me in charge of the Combined Federal Campaign.

by harry flashman July 11, 2003

nodosity

The state or quality of being full of nodes(node=knob or swelling); knobiness.

As Mrs Dovetonsils called upon Megnao to complete the conjugation of the Latin verb "to love", she started off "Amo, Amas, Amat...", standing up, he began, "Amomus, Amamas, Amant..." and felt a stirring in his loins...a nodosity, as he pondered the archaic meaning of conjugation.

by harry flashman August 06, 2003