Harry Flashman's definitions

ripoff

A 1970's term for farting, derived from the sound a wet bedsheet makes when ripped.

Man...roll the windows down, I'm gonna ripoff a juicer.

by harry flashman July 10, 2003

limp dick

Slang name for erectile dysfunction. (See definition for dick splint for cure)

Until Congress passes a Medicare supplement for prescriptions like viagra I'm going to have to rely on popsicle sticks and duct tape...mighty tough to find willing partners though.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

boffum

What a greedy redneck says when given a choice to have a pack of cigarettes or a six-pack of beer.

Gimme boffum.

by harry flashman July 15, 2003

wartling

Faux term of endearment.

Junior, my little wartling, come to Uncle Bubba and tell him about what made the toilet back up.

by harry flashman August 1, 2003

bereft

A penalty for tardiness in Japan.

Kimiko warned Joshiro to be at the train station at 9:03 or bereft behind.

by harry flashman July 27, 2003

aphid

Small insects that can infest ornamental plant leaves, and their excretions can blacken the leaves and interfere with photosynthesis and degrade the health of the plant.

Those friggin' aphids were sucking the vital essence from my Hollicae Burfordii so I Malathioned the bejesus out of the little buggers.

by harry flashman July 14, 2003

klandestine

Hidden, secretive, undercover.

Grand klugle Karl was wearing sheets as he was an undercover, klandestine operative...and besides, it wouldn't be good for his fried chicken franchise if he was recognized.

by harry flashman August 17, 2003