Harry Flashman's definitions

flambuoyant

To have the qualities of a showy, cheerful flamer pushing upwards, straining the bounds of propriety.

Eduardo, possessed of an effervescent and flambuoyant personality, was dissuaded by Coach Melvin from attended football try-outs and was redirected to the cheerleading squad.

by harry flashman August 19, 2003

zot

Onomatopoeia for that sound when you have been touched by personal tragedy that is funny to everybody else.

"Zot!, Bubba...that looks like the repo-man towing away your Trans-Am with your coon dog in the back seat." Or, "Zot, that had to hurt, Leon...I ain't never seen a framing hammer turn a thumb purple that quick."

by harry flashman August 20, 2003

weaves

1. Departs. 2. Flat, thin protuberances growing from twigs and branches.

1. The twain weaves at 2:12. 2.Wilbur was waking weaves wewentwesswe.

by harry flashman August 20, 2003

tupac amaru shakur

Still dead. Usually abbreviated "tupac"

Richard Nixon is still tupac.

by harry flashman July 6, 2003

dick splint

A medical device rendered obsolete by Viagra.

Yo, Rich...you can toss the dick splint if you double up on your Viagra.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

fuck you too

A conversational stopgap measure or oratorical place holder that fills in for witty, biting reparte until a classier and to the point, cutting remark suitable to the occasion can be thought of hours later.

....yeah, well....uh...fuck you too.

by harry flashman July 3, 2003

explosive diarrhea

A lower gastro-intestinal distubance that creates a dilemma in the afflicted: Do I need a bucket of water or a shotgun?....Is that a fireball or a mountain lion coming out of my ass?

Sweetie, Quick! Bring me a drop cloth..I have explosive diarrhea.

by harry flashman July 11, 2003