Hanz Von Steiner's definitions

cumcatcher

A woman's mouth (if she's a talkative whore)

Tell that bitch to shut her cumcatcher!

by Hanz Von Steiner March 15, 2005

woptard

a compound word describing Italians who are especially stupid and wiggerish

That kid John is such a woptard! He's got a bumper sticker that says "Italian Stallion"

by Hanz Von Steiner March 7, 2005

cockvac

a cocksucker, a useless or shitty person

Donny, just change your name to cockvac so people won't be surprised when they first meet you.

by Hanz Von Steiner March 9, 2005

wetbrain

the condition of being excessively stupid of forgetful, retarded

That kid has mad wetbrain. He asked me how to spell "example."

by Hanz Von Steiner March 8, 2005

gaberence

a scent composed of the nastiest smells imaginable, the lingering odor from some disgusting thing

Fuck man! That gaberence smells like shit and cheetos rotting in a dead raccoon!

by Hanz Von Steiner March 7, 2005

tard machine

literally a brick, a blunt object used to give someone brain damage
also "tard maker"
or "tard stick" when describing a bat or pipe

I keep a tard machine under my seat just in case i catch a little road rage.

by Hanz Von Steiner March 19, 2005

Napoleon Dynamite

By far the shittiest film ever to become so popular. Utterly shitty. So shitty that I wanted to cry. I can't understand why people liked it and not the 100 movies/shows/internet shorts that come out every month with the exact same type of fucking stupid humor. On top of all that it was slow paced and boring. see shit

Damn! This movie blows donkey cock! I'm not watching another minute of this shit! I wish Napoleon would open his damn eyes, that squinting bastard! If that fucking kid makes another film I'll hunt him down, eat his brain, and use his lifeless body for pre-med anatomical studies!

by Hanz Von Steiner March 25, 2005