Hand Hanzo's definitions

gomer

A word used to discriminate against one's attributes (for example race, religion, or sexual orientation). Also used as a general insult.

My punk ass dad: Look at that dude, he's such a fucking gomer!
Me: Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch!

by Hand Hanzo December 21, 2004

Xenaholic

Somebody who is completely addicted to Xena: Warrior Princess. There are different ranges of Xenaholics. Anybody who watches a couple episodes of Xena a day on DVD would be a mild Xenaholic. However, people who own all 6 seasons on DVD, spend the majority of their time watching and/or worshipping Xena, have Xena posters on their walls, walk around quoting Xena, and even comparing themselves to either Xena or Gabrielle, would be considered heavy Xenaholics. Some Xenaholics may also have interest in Hercules, and probably have a few seasons of that on DVD as well.

My mom and I are both proud Xenaholics. We watch it every day.

by Hand Hanzo March 23, 2005

Taipan 3000

A highly addictive Dope Wars spinoff(that's actually even better than Dope Wars) made in Flash by Josh Tuttle. It's a seriously addictive game where you buy things to sell at other planets, and with the money you earn, you can trade in your ship and get guns for your ship (must you go into battle)

I spent all day playing Taipan 3000 SE! I got l33t skills in this game!

by Hand Hanzo December 21, 2004

Duck My Sick

A way of saying "Suck my dick" that actually sounds cooler than saying "Suck my dick". Also the name of one of the racehorses on Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

This punk ass can duck my sick!

by Hand Hanzo May 18, 2005

spacebarring

When you're playing Worms World Party and somebody presses the spacebar during your turn and makes you fuck up and hurt yourself.

Ahh! Quit spacebarring me!

by Hand Hanzo February 11, 2005

furry

1: Any kind of hentai containing anthropomorphic creatures, such as Sonic the Hedgehog, Krystal (Starfox: Adventures), etc. Furry pr0n is very enjoyable, and can also be very hawt.

2: Anyone who looks at such hentai.

Sonic pr0n is what took me over to the furry side. Now I'm furry, and I never want to go back. I am forever hooked on furry pr0n.

by Hand Hanzo April 1, 2005

have a bloody

An embarassing, kiddy-speak word meaning to have a nosebleed, especially when it's brung on by picking your nose.

Oh my god, did Bryant have a bloody again?

by Hand Hanzo February 23, 2005