Hand Hanzo's definitions

v-tec just kicked in yo

A popular phrase on 4chan. The phrase was supposedly invented because the v-tec engine 'kicks in' at a certain speed. Mainly used in reference to cars, but some people have said it for no reason at all on 4chan.

I dare you to say "v-tec just kicked in yo" outside of 4chan. Even better, say it in meatspace!

by Hand Hanzo March 25, 2005

basket

To conceal a lot of weapons at one time in a container, for example a basket. Taken from the concept of Baby Bonnie Hood from DarkStalkers 3, who carried weapons in her basket.

That girl couldn't hsien-ko all those squirtguns on her hip, so she basketed them instead.

by Hand Hanzo April 15, 2005

The Curse

Something that happens in the Monkey Bowling 2 minigame of Super Monkey Ball 2. It is when you bowl something that should have been a strike, but there's still one pin standing there.

I got the curse in Super Monkey Ball 2 today while trying to bowl a perfect game.

by Hand Hanzo February 11, 2005

Pocket Tanks

A game from Blitwise, where you choose 10 weapons, and then take turns trying to bomb each others' tanks by setting a weapon, power and angle. The Deluxe version comes with more weapons, and expansion packs for the Deluxe version are also available. The Basic version just has 30 weapons, but the Deluxe version has 60 weapons, 125 with all the expansion packs (There are seven expansion packs). The game was recently a fad in the schools of Delaware. For optimal gaming, turn off the in-game music, and put on either O-Zone's "Dragostea Din Tei", Danzel's "Pump It Up", Gwen Stefani's "What You Waiting For" (my choice), or Underworld's "Moaner".

Yesterday, I played my friend Roberto in Pocket Tanks, and he whooped my ass. I should play him with the wind options next time, see who's really hardcore.

by Hand Hanzo March 24, 2005

scratchy label

A tag on the back of a shirt. Exactly what Hanes got rid of, as the package of tagless shirts says "No more scratchy label". Tags were obviously called that because they chafe.

I tore the scratchy label off of of my tanktop, and wound up tearing a huge hole in it.

by Hand Hanzo February 23, 2005

hsien-ko

To conceal multiple weapons at one time.

The H is silent in this word. The word is the name of a character in Vampire Savior/Darkstalkers 3 who hid weapons in her dress, and is also the hottest, yet also the most overlooked, video game chick ever.

I don't think you should hsien-ko your knife collection. You'll get caught and arrested by the police.

by Hand Hanzo April 14, 2005

The Clowns

1: A biker gang from the movie AKIRA.
2: The Insane Clown Posse.
3: A term used by a victim of a group of elitist bastards who specifically hates that one victim.

1: "Someone's coming. Maybe it's Kaneda. No! IT'S THE CLOWNS!!" as said by Kaori in AKIRA.
2:Eminem is not "down with the Clowns"
3:The Clowns in 3rd period wouldn't let me play Worms World Party with them anymore.

by Hand Hanzo January 15, 2005