Hand Hanzo's definitions

w00tness

A state of maximum happiness. Like when you feel like shouting "w00t!" so loud, that the whole world can hear you.

Rolling with constant w00tness and drinking BooKoo is called BooKoo Style

by Hand Hanzo January 22, 2005

Maiyahi

Dragostea Din Tei. Because O-Zone says "Mai Ya Hi" at the beginning of the song, people started calling it "Maiyahi" instead of it's actual title, "Dragostea Din Tei"

I'm listening to Maiyahi (AKA Dragostea Din Tei) as I type this.

by Hand Hanzo February 5, 2005

taj

The Nuclear Test in Worms World Party. It was given the nickname "Taj" because it's icon looks like the Taj Mahal.

The Full Wormage sux0rs. The pricks in my 3rd period use it, and they just taj and donkey each other to death. It is so ghey!

by Hand Hanzo September 29, 2006

The Curse

Something that happens in the Monkey Bowling 2 minigame of Super Monkey Ball 2. It is when you bowl something that should have been a strike, but there's still one pin standing there.

I got the curse in Super Monkey Ball 2 today while trying to bowl a perfect game.

by Hand Hanzo February 11, 2005

spacebarring

When you're playing Worms World Party and somebody presses the spacebar during your turn and makes you fuck up and hurt yourself.

Ahh! Quit spacebarring me!

by Hand Hanzo February 11, 2005

REACH kid

A kid in the Realistic Educational Alternative for Children with Disabilities, a program that goes one step further in proving that Delaware's education is an embarassment. Kids in that program ride short bus and are teased on a daily basis.

The pricks in my 3rd period make fun of me more than anyone makes fun of REACH kids.

by Hand Hanzo February 14, 2005

REACHtard

1:A derogatory term for anyone in the Realistic Educational Alternative for Children with Disabilities (REACH). Also see REACH kid

2:An insult; calling a person a REACHtard implies that such a person should be in REACH, or should have been in REACH; degrees above the word retard, but like the word retard, it can be used in either a serious or a non-serious manner.

WHILE TEACHING MY MOM HOW TO PLAY MONKEY TARGET 2 IN SUPER MONKEY BALL 2:
Bryant: Hold up while you're going down the ramp.
Mom: (Flies off ramp, spreads wings and continues holding up)
Bryant: DUDE! Stop holding up!
Mom: Well you told me to hold up!
Bryant: BUT NOT WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR WINGS OUT!!
Mom: Ok...now what...(her monkey is falling)
Bryant: Dude you're a REACHtard.

by Hand Hanzo February 14, 2005