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bonous

An erection. Originating from my 2nd period teacher's misspelling of the word 'bonus', another bon- word appeared in my mind: boner. So if a boner is a penis, a bonous is when said penis gets hard.
Look at that dude! He's so old, he needs Viagra just to get a bonous!
by Hand Hanzo April 25, 2005
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fgsfds

You could either say "figgis-fiddis" or "F-G-S-F-D-S", but however you say it, it is the one word that makes no sense whatsoever at all. It all started when someone on 4chan replied to a post with "fgsfds". Oryan (a 4chan user) soon shopped the phrase into a pic of some old dude (talk show host, probably) and now everyone on /b/ posts it. When somebody confuses you by saying something that makes no sense, simply say "fgsfds".
Dude One: "Isn't the TV donut high in fat kazoo?"
Dude Two: "I thought that all your base are belong to us"
Dude Three: "fgsfds"
Dudes 1 & 2: "What the fuck?"
by Hand Hanzo April 1, 2005
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Taipan 3000

A highly addictive Dope Wars spinoff(that's actually even better than Dope Wars) made in Flash by Josh Tuttle. It's a seriously addictive game where you buy things to sell at other planets, and with the money you earn, you can trade in your ship and get guns for your ship (must you go into battle)
I spent all day playing Taipan 3000 SE! I got l33t skills in this game!
by Hand Hanzo December 21, 2004
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taj

The Nuclear Test in Worms World Party. It was given the nickname "Taj" because it's icon looks like the Taj Mahal.
The Full Wormage sux0rs. The pricks in my 3rd period use it, and they just taj and donkey each other to death. It is so ghey!
by Hand Hanzo September 29, 2006
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Mr. Game & Watch

1:The father of all crystal-screen handheld games. Despite being 2-dimensional, Mr. Game & Watch is one hell of a pimp.
2:The 2-dimensional pimp of Super Smash Bros. Melee. Also a way to keep the earth from running out of oil, by taking enemy projectiles and making oil out of them. Carries a mega-arsenal of weapons, and an unlimited supply of sausage.
Watch out! Here come Mr. Game & Watch and his hoes! Fo' shizzle!
by Hand Hanzo January 22, 2005
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Luigi

1: The most underrated Nintendo character, and also my favorite. He wears a green shirt with blue overalls, and a green cap with the letter 'L' on it (Although back in SMB1, he wore white with green overalls), and was underrated and overlooked until he got his own game.
2: The best character in Super Smash Bros. Melee, no doubt. Much better, in fact TIMES better than Mario in all aspects of combat, with useful smash moves and devastating aerial attacks.
It's no wonder you have to unlock Luigi, he's so damn good. Fuck Mario, let's give Luigi props for a change.
by Hand Hanzo January 22, 2005
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cash

acronym for "Caffeine And Sugar High". Easily obtained by mixing an energy drink (for example Red Bull, Mad-Croc, BooKoo, Omega, Sobe No Fear, AMP, etc.) with a high caffeine beverage like Mountain Dew or Jolt Cola.
I called my friends over, scored some cans of Omega, and mixed it with Jolt. We all drank some. Then we stayed up all night on this mad cash we were having.
by Hand Hanzo April 15, 2005
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