Hand Hanzo's definitions

sux0rs at lifes0rs

sucks at life. Said to describe somebody who is a failure with no skills or common sense whatsoever.

Elitist bastard: You REACHtard you sux0rs at lifes0rs! Just stop at life, please!
Me: Fuck you!
Elitist Bastard: Fuck your mom!
Me: Keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum.
Elitist Bastard: shit...WELL AT LEAST I DON'T LOOK AT CARTOON PORN!
Me: ANIME PORN!! God damn! I hate when you refer to them as cartoons! They are SO much more than that! You're the one who sux0rs at lifes0rs!

by Hand Hanzo March 1, 2005

energy drink

It is to the mental field what Gatorade is to the physical field. Energy drinks are made to enhance performance and concentration, and make the user hyper as hell. The best of these are BooKoo Energy, Monster Assault and FUZE Omega Energy.

I love energy drinks and drink at least one a week.

by Hand Hanzo April 3, 2005

bonous

An erection. Originating from my 2nd period teacher's misspelling of the word 'bonus', another bon- word appeared in my mind: boner. So if a boner is a penis, a bonous is when said penis gets hard.

Look at that dude! He's so old, he needs Viagra just to get a bonous!

by Hand Hanzo April 25, 2005

pwnedizzle

To get pwned, fo' shizzle. A word formed from two different types of slang: hip-hop slang (where the -izzle suffix comes from), and l33tspeak (where pwned comes from). Also spelled pwn'dizzle

You just got pwnedizzle fo' shizzle because I do my dizzamn pimp thizzle, bizzle!

by Hand Hanzo June 3, 2005

w00tness

A state of maximum happiness. Like when you feel like shouting "w00t!" so loud, that the whole world can hear you.

Rolling with constant w00tness and drinking BooKoo is called BooKoo Style

by Hand Hanzo January 22, 2005

fgsfds

You could either say "figgis-fiddis" or "F-G-S-F-D-S", but however you say it, it is the one word that makes no sense whatsoever at all. It all started when someone on 4chan replied to a post with "fgsfds". Oryan (a 4chan user) soon shopped the phrase into a pic of some old dude (talk show host, probably) and now everyone on /b/ posts it. When somebody confuses you by saying something that makes no sense, simply say "fgsfds".

Dude One: "Isn't the TV donut high in fat kazoo?"
Dude Two: "I thought that all your base are belong to us"
Dude Three: "fgsfds"
Dudes 1 & 2: "What the fuck?"

by Hand Hanzo April 1, 2005

Luigi

1: The most underrated Nintendo character, and also my favorite. He wears a green shirt with blue overalls, and a green cap with the letter 'L' on it (Although back in SMB1, he wore white with green overalls), and was underrated and overlooked until he got his own game.
2: The best character in Super Smash Bros. Melee, no doubt. Much better, in fact TIMES better than Mario in all aspects of combat, with useful smash moves and devastating aerial attacks.

It's no wonder you have to unlock Luigi, he's so damn good. Fuck Mario, let's give Luigi props for a change.

by Hand Hanzo January 22, 2005