Hand Hanzo's definitions

The Clowns

1: A biker gang from the movie AKIRA.
2: The Insane Clown Posse.
3: A term used by a victim of a group of elitist bastards who specifically hates that one victim.

1: "Someone's coming. Maybe it's Kaneda. No! IT'S THE CLOWNS!!" as said by Kaori in AKIRA.
2:Eminem is not "down with the Clowns"
3:The Clowns in 3rd period wouldn't let me play Worms World Party with them anymore.

by Hand Hanzo January 15, 2005

scratchy label

A tag on the back of a shirt. Exactly what Hanes got rid of, as the package of tagless shirts says "No more scratchy label". Tags were obviously called that because they chafe.

I tore the scratchy label off of of my tanktop, and wound up tearing a huge hole in it.

by Hand Hanzo February 23, 2005

spacebarring

When you're playing Worms World Party and somebody presses the spacebar during your turn and makes you fuck up and hurt yourself.

Ahh! Quit spacebarring me!

by Hand Hanzo February 11, 2005

REACHtard

1:A derogatory term for anyone in the Realistic Educational Alternative for Children with Disabilities (REACH). Also see REACH kid

2:An insult; calling a person a REACHtard implies that such a person should be in REACH, or should have been in REACH; degrees above the word retard, but like the word retard, it can be used in either a serious or a non-serious manner.

WHILE TEACHING MY MOM HOW TO PLAY MONKEY TARGET 2 IN SUPER MONKEY BALL 2:
Bryant: Hold up while you're going down the ramp.
Mom: (Flies off ramp, spreads wings and continues holding up)
Bryant: DUDE! Stop holding up!
Mom: Well you told me to hold up!
Bryant: BUT NOT WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR WINGS OUT!!
Mom: Ok...now what...(her monkey is falling)
Bryant: Dude you're a REACHtard.

by Hand Hanzo February 14, 2005

furry

1: Any kind of hentai containing anthropomorphic creatures, such as Sonic the Hedgehog, Krystal (Starfox: Adventures), etc. Furry pr0n is very enjoyable, and can also be very hawt.

2: Anyone who looks at such hentai.

Sonic pr0n is what took me over to the furry side. Now I'm furry, and I never want to go back. I am forever hooked on furry pr0n.

by Hand Hanzo April 1, 2005

have a bloody

An embarassing, kiddy-speak word meaning to have a nosebleed, especially when it's brung on by picking your nose.

Oh my god, did Bryant have a bloody again?

by Hand Hanzo February 23, 2005

Duck My Sick

A way of saying "Suck my dick" that actually sounds cooler than saying "Suck my dick". Also the name of one of the racehorses on Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

This punk ass can duck my sick!

by Hand Hanzo May 18, 2005