Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Half As Funny

Hoe

Bill did you get that gooseneck hoe i asked you about?

Hoe by Half As Funny March 19, 2023

Someone who is addicted to pornography and excessively masturbates.

Yo Jeff It got out that bill is a massive Coomer! He started humping the pillow on the school camp!

Coomer by Half As Funny February 27, 2023

A type of biscuit, Normally light and enjoyed with cheese and sometimes a type of meat or dip.

Yo Billy, You wanna come over to my place for some cheese and crackers?

Cracker by Half As Funny February 19, 2023

The poopie stains in your underpants after not being able to reach the toilet in time

"Yo bro, yesterday in class i got skidmarks cause the teacher wouldn't let me go to the toilet until i was busting!"

A long line often not meant to be there.

A type of drug often sold by smooth drug dealers to crackheads

"Hey dude can i get some crack?"

"Mom, theres a crack in the wall"

Crack by Half As Funny April 11, 2022

The name of someone that is either really kind, caring and selfless or a spoiled self-centered moron that always thinks they're above everyone else.

Senario 1
"hey i'm Jacob and you're ugly"
Senario 2
"Hey,Im Jacob, whats your name?"

Jacob by Half As Funny April 11, 2022

Someone without a Father figure so desperate for online attention they resort to using the popular Minecraft Youtuber as a sexuality/gender.

Person 1: "I'm coming out as dreamsexual"
Person 2&3: Get out of town before we destroy everything you own