Halal Jamal's definitions

Negrofied

To be infected by the low nature of black culture and have it have a naturally negative impact on your day to day life

Old timer - "These poor youth of today, negrofied, the Lot of em"

by Halal Jamal November 1, 2022

Kenyan Rizzly Bear

A man with immense Rizz when in pursuit of an attractive Kenyan Female

Jamal - "Azil and Tiwalade are a pair of Kenyan Rizzly Bears"

by Halal Jamal December 5, 2022

New Balance

The world's greatest shoe and clothing brand, endorsed by only the most elite athletes

Kawhi Leonard reps New Balance

by Halal Jamal January 4, 2022

Mohamed Elneny

One of the best midfielders to grace the Premier league in its over 30 year existence. He has an immaculate range of passing and an astonishing ability to score goals from long range.

It is said that he is so talented, he consciously makes an effort to only score bangers because tap ins are beneath him

Mo Salah - "Mohamed Elneny is the best player I have ever played with"

by Halal Jamal December 5, 2022

Linguss

A name for a nonce of the Nigerian variety, normally identified around Nurseries and playgrounds

E.g. "Be careful Mary, I think I spotted a stray Linguss in the bushes earlier"

by Halal Jamal December 29, 2021

Haggis Nyash

What fallen men, commonly by the name of Ayobami, devour on a daily basis

Ayobami - "Oh Meredith, that Haggis Nyash was so delightful! Please may I have some more?"

by Halal Jamal November 1, 2022

Female Alan

A female Alan is the freakiest of freakishly freakishly women you will ever encounter, she's down for any cause. Her face may be unassuming and innocent but go home with her and your perception of life will be altered forever

GPS - "Damn Female Alan did the splits on my boinker whilst sipping tea on top of the kitchen table La"

Peter - "It should've been me"

by Halal Jamal November 1, 2022