Posting

The act of - a group of people to carry a male legs open and run towards a lamp-post, thereby smashing his genitalia into said post.
To post someone.

Gary to group of friends: "Lets go and grab Andy and post him!"

Group of friends: "Yeah! We could give him a good posting!"

by Hairy Gonk Mother October 01, 2010

fromage cloche

A Fromage Cloche - french literal meaning 'cheese bell', the term can be used to describe a scruffy urchin or tramp. It can also be used to describe a cheesy bell-end.

Harry: "Have you seen that man sat in the doorway over there?"

Larry: "Yeah, he's a fromage cloche."

by Hairy Gonk Mother October 03, 2010

chelping

To chelp- is to cry, a chelper is someone who cries, and chelping the act of crying. Usually directed at women.

Woman heard sobbing.
Man: "Who's that chelping?"

by Hairy Gonk Mother October 03, 2010

double tug

To double tug - annoyingly pull on a sleeve or trouser leg to gain another persons attention.

Small child tugs twice on fathers jacket sleeve and asks, "can I have some candy?"

Father replies: "Did you just double tug me?" Rather annoyed.

by Hairy Gonk Mother October 01, 2010

urbictionary addict

A person who is addicted to making new entries on urban dictionary

Fred: "I've made 1001 entries on Urban Dictionary and have 12 more waiting to be added."

Sarah: "You must have lots of spare time, I think you may be a urbictionary addict."

by Hairy Gonk Mother October 03, 2010

fromage cloche

A Fromage Cloche - french literal meaning 'cheese bell', the term can be used to describe a scruffy urchin or tramp. It can also be used to describe a cheesy bell-end.

Harry: "Have you seen that man sat in the doorway over there?"

Larry: "Yeah, he's a fromage cloche."

by Hairy Gonk Mother October 03, 2010