Definitions by H*ck Yeah

Hoekayz 

How gangsters these days are saying the boring word "okay"
-Derived from the Hispanic way to say okay with a gangster "z" added to the end.
-Fun to say in a fast, high pitched voice

Adrianna: "Hey Teddy, do you want to go to the sock hop after school?"
Teddy: "Hoekayz!"

Hoekayz by H*ck Yeah August 26, 2009

guylashes 

Eyelashes that males have, obviously.
Girls seem to think that these eyelashes are much longer and "prettier" than their own, and always make point to tell you this.
-Could possibly have magical powers we are unaware of.

Emily: Wow, Ricardo, your eyelashes are amazing! Let's go out so we can have casual sex!
Ricardo: *later, in mirror* Thank you, guylashes, for getting me some tail.

guylashes by H*ck Yeah July 17, 2009

forking kniving spooner 

An insult used on a member of society who has caused some sort of problem.
-The word kniving is actually pronounced CUH-NIVE-ING, but would ruin the pun if it was spelled a way different than it is.
The word is coined by a good friend of mine, so I decided to steal it.
Like she'll check UrbanDictionary anyways.

Terry: "Jillian ate the last bit of the Lucky Charms I bought!!"
Natalie: "Yeesh, what a forking kniving spooner!! Those were name-brand Lucky Charms, too!" *scorns*
Jillian: *cowers in corner*

forking kniving spooner by H*ck Yeah July 11, 2009

Pancake Day 

A weird day of sorts: A day where a town of 7,000 gathers in their town square and feasts on free pancakes, watches crappy entertainment/a parade, and, to continue the cliché small-town festival-ness, cheers on the lovely lady contestants vying for the chance to be called "Miss Pancake Day".
-This festival is hosted yearly in Centerville, Iowa
-This ingenious get-together started in 1949; Aunt Jemima would be proud.

Bo Dean: "Martha Sue! Round up the young'ns!! It's Pancake Day!"

Pancake Day by H*ck Yeah July 11, 2009

Nastalgic 

A play on words- similar to the word "nostalgic", only used in a negative sense to recall an event that traumatized you.

Every time I hear The Jonas Brothers, I get a little nastalgic because my ex-girlfriend broke up with me because I called Joe Jonas gay after seeing him dance the "Single Ladies" dance on Youtube. The Joehoez get me again. Blast!

Nastalgic by H*ck Yeah June 26, 2009

Metrosexual Station 

What the male fans of the the band "The Metro Station" ride on as they skim freakishly close to boarding The Gayline Railroad.

A combination of the words Metro Station and Metrosexual, both of which utterly elude me.

"Jimmy is becoming a slave to Disney bands. Last month the Joehoez, and he just bought a ticket at the Metrosexual Station. What a dufflebag."

Metrosexual Station by H*ck Yeah May 6, 2009

Yourgasm 

A shortened term for 'your orgasm' when talking in the first person about another's orgasm.
Usually used around your friends, but can be used in formal conversation to varied results.

"Hey Ricardo, why'd you stop texting me last night? Yourgasm get on your phone keys?"

"Mr. Lopez, these pages are sticking together. I think you got some of yourgasm on the pages. I know what geometry does to you.

Yourgasm by H*ck Yeah February 18, 2009