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guylashes 

Eyelashes that males have, obviously.
Girls seem to think that these eyelashes are much longer and "prettier" than their own, and always make point to tell you this.
-Could possibly have magical powers we are unaware of.
Emily: Wow, Ricardo, your eyelashes are amazing! Let's go out so we can have casual sex!
Ricardo: *later, in mirror* Thank you, guylashes, for getting me some tail.
guylashes by H*ck Yeah July 17, 2009
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gollashes 

rubber rain boots. Can be worn over shoes, or if lined can be worn over socks. Good for rainy, slushy/freezy weather.
boots, slickers, rain shoes, rain coat, umbrella
It's raining out so Sam put his gollashes on over his good leather shoes to protect them from the weather.

Suzy, put your gollashes on your feet before you go out to play in the snow!
gollashes by T Hartman June 27, 2008
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golashes 

Wow that hot dog is golashes.
golashes by Squidaroo December 15, 2010