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ESAD you greasy cocksucker...
by Gavin Knight January 05, 2004
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Translates to "Eat Shit And Die".
AOLuser1322456: Wow! Neopets R Fun!
CSUser: ESAD nub.
by Gxp January 07, 2003
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an acronym used to quickly tell someone to leave you alone and go away, taken from the first letter of each word in the phrase Eat Shit And Die.
Person 1: You are working to slow.

Person 2: ESAD!!

Person 1 walks away feeling hurt or rejected.
by Fritzy30 November 21, 2011
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e.s.a.d. stands for eat shit and die. its a good nickname someone that is really pissing you off because most people can not figure out what it means and if they do figure it out they will feel that there definition is right because they will feel like why would you call someone eat shit and die.
"okay e.s.a.d."
"what does that mean?"
"nothing it's just my new nickname for you"
by jennyfer89 November 27, 2006
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Acronym that means "eat shit and die"

It can an also be extended to "eat shit, and then die" ESATD

Or if you mean serious business,

"Eat shit and then die, you dumb asshole." ESATDYDA

At which point it looks like a Mexican celebration phrase in ALL CAPS.
Person1: "ur a punk. u haev no lief"
Person2: "Shut the fuck up, I am tired of your bullshit. ESAD"

by Zee June 11, 2007
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Eat Something Awful Day

A day to eat whatever you want, no matter how "bad-for-you" it is.

This day made up by failing dieters.
It's ESAD! Let's celebrate by eating triple fried oreos and straight lard.

by ooolaugh March 10, 2010
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