blue crush

When you have a crush on someone but it makes you sad cause you know that person will never like you back in the same way.

Man look at Megan, it really is a blue crush.

by guy July 01, 2004

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Shit Wank

A form of wanking in which 2 lovers use each other's shit in each of their holes to gain orgasmic pleasure.

Girl i wanna have a shit wank with you

by guy May 04, 2004

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too bald

A response meaning a combination of the phrases "too bad" and "I don't care." Also used to express refusal.

Nerd: Would you like to go out on a date with me?
Hot Girl: Too bald!

by Guy April 20, 2003

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Chunder

The Diarrhea smelling nastiness that is a container of food left in the fridge that is there for 2 months, that becomes so nasty, and fetid that you almost projectile vomit all over your self and your surroundings when you lift the lid and break the seal of the mold laden nastiness contained within.

Damn dude that chunder in the fridge made me puke up that pizza I just ate.

by Guy June 17, 2006

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