welcome to earf

The proper way to welcome alien visitors to our planet as described by the great diplomat Will Smith in Independence Day. Usually accompanied by a punch.

"Welcome to Earf!"
*Punches Alien*
*Later*
"AND WHAT DA HELL IS DAT SMELL?"

by Guy January 27, 2007

ROFM

Rolling On The Floor Masturbating

Dude: Shit, that guy is hot!
Guy: That's disgusting
Dude: ROFM
Guy: Get out of my house.

by Guy February 14, 2004

Jesus H. Christ

A phrase used sometimes in a state of suprise.

Jesus H. Christ you scared the fucking shit out of my asshole.

by guy January 12, 2004

Graal

An extraordinarily bad thing; something no one would ever want.

Man, I don't want any of that graal.

by Guy September 28, 2003

rusty wagonwheel

The Anus

Goddamn!! Mom, will you close your asscheeks, I can see your rusty wagonwheel from here!

by guy October 16, 2003

conquistador

Some one who often beats the crap out of people who are of Russian decent.

Conquistador: Hey Dmitriy, Time to get pwned.

by Guy April 20, 2004

ignostic

Someone who doesn't know or care whether or not there are any gods

invented by Rabbi Sherman T. Wine of the Society for Humanistic Judaism, obviously inspired by Huxley's term: agnostic

When asked wheather or not he believes in god he explained that he doesn't know or care. He is ignostic.

by guy July 07, 2004