Guy's definitions

too bald

A response meaning a combination of the phrases "too bad" and "I don't care." Also used to express refusal.

Nerd: Would you like to go out on a date with me?
Hot Girl: Too bald!

by Guy April 19, 2003

splooge

1. (n.) sperm
2. (v.) to ejaculate

1. I see a splooge mark on the bed.
2. I splooged in her hair

by Guy January 20, 2005

skeet

a white boy named smear that goes to Orange High ; skeet smear

skeet smells like skeet

by guy November 30, 2004

shester

A response that means "sure" in a passive way.

Chess Player: Do you want to play Chester?
Friend: Shester.

by Guy April 28, 2003

blue crush

When you have a crush on someone but it makes you sad cause you know that person will never like you back in the same way.

Man look at Megan, it really is a blue crush.

by guy July 1, 2004

frot

actual, factual, real deal, no-girls-allowed, sex between men, rubbing penises together between two humping bodies or within a single hand

I wanna frot you like an animal.

by Guy April 24, 2004

decrepit

Beat down, old, wore out, used up, tore up from the floor up...

Damn yo, my wife is hella decrepit...

by Guy January 26, 2004