Guy's definitions

plz

1.What really cool/useful people type in Instant Messengers and forums because it's obviously too much trouble to type three extra letters. In fact, we should change all instances of the letters "ease" to "z" in the English language, since, apparently, they make the same sound.

1. plz! u r so wrong. ur a fag. (pronounced "PLZZZ! Ooh rrr so wrong. Err a fag." to everyone except for the very dumb and confused author and his/her moronic friends/fellow institute patients)

by guy November 23, 2003

crusty

yuccky; repulsive; specifically, having unremoved dried secretions/excresences on oneself or scabbed-over pimples/sores. More generally, dirty, disgusting.

Eww, his handkerchiefs (shorts, sox, etc.) are as crusty as the 6-months old pudding in the fridge.

by guy May 10, 2003

passions_ambience

he who loves michelle

passions_ambience made michelle wiggle

by guy April 1, 2003

orter

orter means a person who likes to shag a flock of horney sheep

Person1:hey u know Jhon
Person2: yeah, what
Person1: well he fucked a flock of horney sheep last night
Person2: see i told you he was a total orter

by Guy July 3, 2004

hermdog

Nobody really knows for sure. Some faggy skater I knew used it all the time in a way similar to "dawg" or "homie." It's gay skater slang I imagine.

Sup hermdogs? I don't know hermdog!

by Guy November 21, 2004

Blea-otch

The whitening agent Snoop Dogg uses when he washes his clothes.

I need to put some blea-otch in the laundry to whiten my clothes.

by Guy April 28, 2003

similak child

A girl that was raised on artificial breast milk and thus received optimum nutrients and a bad ass booty.

From Black Sheep - Similak Child

That similak child is drivin me wild

by guy July 27, 2004