76 definitions by Guy

swede

A big nosed hulking kinda guy that is terribble at math and resembles a cop!

Hey Swede, stop looking like a cop or we're gonna get our asses beat!
-stop crying .......fuckin'swede

by Guy March 24, 2005

A gay individual who has gone beyond the limits of the gay community.

omg you are such a fucking faggot

by Guy January 10, 2004

Goddamn!! Mom, will you close your asscheeks, I can see your rusty wagonwheel from here!

by Guy October 17, 2003

When you have a crush on someone but it makes you sad cause you know that person will never like you back in the same way.

Man look at Megan, it really is a blue crush.

by Guy July 1, 2004

A form of wanking in which 2 lovers use each other's shit in each of their holes to gain orgasmic pleasure.

Girl i wanna have a shit wank with you

by Guy May 4, 2004

A response meaning a combination of the phrases "too bad" and "I don't care." Also used to express refusal.

Nerd: Would you like to go out on a date with me?
Hot Girl: Too bald!

by Guy April 20, 2003

acronym for the sarcastic phrase "Whoop de fucking doo".

"I made an acronym and submitted it to a website"
"WDFD"

by Guy December 30, 2005