Guy's definitions

bollock

Something dogs can lick
A good telling off
Do bees have them?

"hey looks that doghs licking its own bollocks!!"
"You're gonna get the bollocking of your life you little bollock!"

by Guy March 29, 2005

nodbugger

internet troll.One who misunderstands simple concepts.Confuser of issues.Deliberately obtuse.
used in internet news boards

I've been nodbuggered
You are going nodbugger here.
No need to resort to nodbugger

by guy February 13, 2005

story of the year

to those of you who think story of the year is a new band...you're complete morons...

SOTY OH SHIT NEW BAND THEY'RE SOOO GOOD!

What? they've been a band for 3 years now...

by guy August 30, 2004

Branja

Originates from the word tree branch and means a large group of close friends.

All the branja came to the party last night, it was really cool!

by Guy March 28, 2005

kakapoopie

It means "PoopPoop". It was created by the master, Jeremias. The one who inherited this, is no other than the 1337 master Kakapoopie himself.

"Who'd you get owned by in Halo 2 yesterday?"

"Some 1337 master named Kakapoopie"

by Guy February 13, 2005

splooge

1. (n.) sperm
2. (v.) to ejaculate

1. I see a splooge mark on the bed.
2. I splooged in her hair

by Guy January 20, 2005

too bald

A response meaning a combination of the phrases "too bad" and "I don't care." Also used to express refusal.

Nerd: Would you like to go out on a date with me?
Hot Girl: Too bald!

by Guy April 19, 2003