Guy's definitions

welcome to earf

The proper way to welcome alien visitors to our planet as described by the great diplomat Will Smith in Independence Day. Usually accompanied by a punch.

"Welcome to Earf!"
*Punches Alien*
*Later*
"AND WHAT DA HELL IS DAT SMELL?"

by Guy January 27, 2007

babe

Thing which is fun to pass time by staring at.

man I have been watcing that chick for hours.

by guy July 11, 2003

zon

probably short for amazon, or female warrior. A very assertive woman.

God, she's a real zon. Did you see how she blew that maitre d' away?

by guy May 10, 2003

domm

An adjective, noun, or adverb that describes someone or something that either doesn't make sense or is stupid in a funny way.

That joke about why the chicken crossed the road is really domm.

by Guy April 25, 2003

decrepit

Beat down, old, wore out, used up, tore up from the floor up...

Damn yo, my wife is hella decrepit...

by Guy January 26, 2004

shester

A response that means "sure" in a passive way.

Chess Player: Do you want to play Chester?
Friend: Shester.

by Guy April 28, 2003

frot

actual, factual, real deal, no-girls-allowed, sex between men, rubbing penises together between two humping bodies or within a single hand

I wanna frot you like an animal.

by Guy April 24, 2004