Definitions by Guru R.

Skeet Mayo 

(Not what your thinking) A dull, pessimistic,loser who stands in the niddle of the court and does nothing. He is the best for fast-break dunks however. He is a small-forward on the BGNBA team. Looks like a Dudley.

Look its dudley.
No its actually Skeet.

Skeet Mayo by Guru R. June 11, 2006

Torbjord 

An unthinkably hairy beast, who is the powerhouse of the Fake BG NBA team.
(don't get in his way)

Take cover, its Torbjord!

Torbjord by Guru R. December 20, 2004

Bumpskin 

An abnormally tall player for the BGNBA team, he looks like Yanni and like Guru's dad.....its true.

Wow! Yanni is playing basketball...wait..thats Bumpskin

Bumpskin by Guru R. December 20, 2004

Kookaboo 

A tall, afro-clad, pink socked, flambountly gay center of the BGNBA team. He goes to rich schools.

I thought we were seeing a basketball game not queer eye for the...oh wait, its Kookaboo.

Kookaboo by Guru R. December 20, 2004

Mango Howard 

A 5 foot tall (maybe less) point guard for the BGNBA team. He is dressed fully in pink, no other color, which gives him the appearance of mango. He can jump ta times his height like a grasshopper.

Is that a Mango jumping 50 feet in the air?!?!

Mango Howard by Guru R. December 20, 2004

Waldess

A not-so-broght SG whose name sounds like Waldo. He doesn't want to take offense in the fact that he is getting popular.

Waldess.Waldess,Waldess......

Waldess by Guru R. December 20, 2004