Definitions by Gumba Gumba
Atkins diet
Weight loss method devised in the 1970's by Richard Atkins. The basic principle is lower carbohydrate intake, as carbs are stored energy. If there is less carbohydrate, then the body will go to using fat, go directly to using fat, do not pass carbs, do not collec 200 calories.
The atkins is really fuckin' expensive, just go to the fuckin gym.
DR Atkins slipped on ice and fell. He had a heart attack. Had his body been less petit, he would have survived- translation- go to the gym and lose weight while becoming stronger, rather than scrawney.
DR Atkins slipped on ice and fell. He had a heart attack. Had his body been less petit, he would have survived- translation- go to the gym and lose weight while becoming stronger, rather than scrawney.
Atkins diet by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004
ratbastard
Cross between love-rat and bastard. Term means anyone who is coniving, and who makes sure their partner is the last to know of their activities.
Non-puristically, It is used as a general insult to anyone.
Non-puristically, It is used as a general insult to anyone.
ratbastard by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004
femme fatale
A seductive, intelligent, witty and classy female assassin who goes predominantly against male targets who are lured into following her because she acts like a cock tease, but quickly meet their deaths when they least suspect it.
The term has become slightly overused/extended to include any woman who shows even the slightest hint of being femme fatale, or wearing black leather, to describe herself.
The term has become slightly overused/extended to include any woman who shows even the slightest hint of being femme fatale, or wearing black leather, to describe herself.
That femme fatale I used to call my girllfriend. stuck a gun in my nuts and threatened to give me a .44 calibre vasectomy. So I bitch slapped her.
femme fatale by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004
scally
A british term used by working and middle classes to define someone who wears branded sports clothing and will typically act in the "gang mentality". Usually, this will refer to a male betwixt the years of eleven and nineteen (there are exceptions) who is exoteric, loud, condescending and "up with the birds". Scallies will typically indulge themselves in a world of material things, as a front.
Their groups will stick a non-distinct, but recognisable code of dress (so as to assume that everything they do is for the group, as opposed to for the individual). Usually, they are athletic and physically dominant. While scallies can be of any class, the average is high working class or lower middle-class.
Scallies intimidate those who are seen as a threat. They are interested in whatever is in style, and contemporary, as opposed to long-standing institutions.
Their groups will stick a non-distinct, but recognisable code of dress (so as to assume that everything they do is for the group, as opposed to for the individual). Usually, they are athletic and physically dominant. While scallies can be of any class, the average is high working class or lower middle-class.
Scallies intimidate those who are seen as a threat. They are interested in whatever is in style, and contemporary, as opposed to long-standing institutions.
Contrary to what you may believe, hating "scallies" does not qualify one for intellectualism, nor does it make you "individual". By defining words on a website as a group, do you really think that you are any better than them?
Owning a Nirvana album does not assert any superioir musical taste or ability, nor can it be defined as "real music", because all music is real.
Thus concludes another session fo bitching at the non-exoteric "moshers", and the annoying as fuck "scallies".
Owning a Nirvana album does not assert any superioir musical taste or ability, nor can it be defined as "real music", because all music is real.
Thus concludes another session fo bitching at the non-exoteric "moshers", and the annoying as fuck "scallies".
scally by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004
ebay
An online auction venue site where
1) One can pick up several obscure, yet cool items that costs less than filling up your car
2) Postage and Packing costs more than the items themselves.
3) One may purchase the virginity of a young girl; a jar sneezed into by someone who caught cold from an ex-beatle; toast bitten into by Justin Timberlake and similar crap for absurd prices, but at least it overshaddows the postage.
4) You can find the items stolen from your house last week for less than the insurance gives you, thus making you richer.
5) You can garuantee at least 20 USD for balloon pumped up by fart gas.
6) Whatever you buy is garuanteed to be in worse condition than the picture
7) Something is always broken or missin, otherwise, you won't get it.
8)It states clearly in the rules that selling Item x is prohibited, but running a search for item x will result in several hundred results.
9) You may not purchase pictures of naked guys, but so long as a publication has at least one picture that is not of a naked woman, as many issues of playboy as you want.
10) One may get a higher price for the item on sale by bidding for with the same account that is selling, bar the number 1 added to the sellers account
11) One may purchase an extra day a week with one's child from one's ex-wife.
12) which money never returns.
1) One can pick up several obscure, yet cool items that costs less than filling up your car
2) Postage and Packing costs more than the items themselves.
3) One may purchase the virginity of a young girl; a jar sneezed into by someone who caught cold from an ex-beatle; toast bitten into by Justin Timberlake and similar crap for absurd prices, but at least it overshaddows the postage.
4) You can find the items stolen from your house last week for less than the insurance gives you, thus making you richer.
5) You can garuantee at least 20 USD for balloon pumped up by fart gas.
6) Whatever you buy is garuanteed to be in worse condition than the picture
7) Something is always broken or missin, otherwise, you won't get it.
8)It states clearly in the rules that selling Item x is prohibited, but running a search for item x will result in several hundred results.
9) You may not purchase pictures of naked guys, but so long as a publication has at least one picture that is not of a naked woman, as many issues of playboy as you want.
10) One may get a higher price for the item on sale by bidding for with the same account that is selling, bar the number 1 added to the sellers account
11) One may purchase an extra day a week with one's child from one's ex-wife.
12) which money never returns.
ebay by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004