Gumba Gumba's definitions

baby seal clubber

One who goes to the grounds of baby seals to play golf. Since there are no courses, and one's balls get very cold, it is best to just whack the baby seals for fun.

Me-We'll use that iceberg as the putting green, don't you think?

Andrew- OK, I'll go first. Hand me that driver.

*Andrew hits baby seal*

Me-Looks like you went oob there.

*Hippies come and protest, one lays down on my seal*

Hippy on seal: You'll have to take me if you want this seal, baby seal clubber


Me-Have it your way...


*hits hippy and seal*

by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

1/4

One quarter, often used to refer to quarter mile

The avergae penis is 1/4 the size of the largest. I am half the size of the largest. I am mightily endowed and can skewer kitty from a great distance.

by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

Viper

American sports car of the 80's. Owners of this car and similar are Americans who think that it's fast, when any euro-exotic anywhere near the price range made after 1975 could take it to school. The viper has the handling of a stubborn donkey and the reliability of a nazi promise.

Why Dodge still make this car is anyone's guess.

by Gumba Gumba April 4, 2004

road kill

Squished cadaver that lies in or close to a road, most likely crushed or knocked by a passing vehicle. Is now rotting and being devoured and cannibalised by other animals.

I turned a cow into road kill once.

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

parallelogram

A word that only appears int he lyrics to one song- Motörhead by hawkwind, and then again by Motörhead.

Fourth day, five day marathon,
We're moving like a parallelogram
Don't move, the morning's not a pretty sight
I guess I'll see you all on the ice
I should be tired and all I am is wired
ain't felt this good for an hour
Motorhead, remember me now,
Motorhead, all night...

by Gumba Gumba August 3, 2004

j00

A nice way for the anti-semites to get away with saying shit, while prenteding they were dissing you as a person

Adolfgurl: j00 suck nose-cock

Jewishguy76: Stop the racism, nazi girl, before I gun-rape you.

Adolfgurl: j00 = you.

by Gumba Gumba April 11, 2004

individual

American High-schooler idea. Being "Individual" Is all about moronicly blaming the government and jocks for all your troubles. Individuals are weak-willed lemmings as seen in any lame teen movies.


When they are old enough to pay taxes, they will, because they are too weak to say no. Hahahahaha!


Of course, these people are not limited to the USA, but this term probably origianated there.

The guy wearing black nail-polish and whining about the governments and big corporations think's he/she is individual.

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004