guillermo's definitions

dom the phenom

an amazing awesome girl with tons of looks and charm.

dom the phenom is practically perfect in every way

by guillermo December 2, 2004

S'coopy

A Mexican homeowner (who has been handed the property by his parents) who cruises the parking lot at Home Depot or Lowe's, searching for a white Anglo-Saxon to hang dry wall during a refurbishment.

Yo, Lupe, don't bother with that S'coopy. He's waiting for Chad to finish the job.

by Guillermo March 31, 2004

Ring Pirate

A male who wears his cock ring all the time.

Ever since Nathan got into the S&M scene, he has become a ring pirate.

by Guillermo August 25, 2003

fish stick

One who is useless, stupid, unable to find the dots, much less connect them; one who is a frozen, battered, out of the box dumbass.

She can't tranfer a call and hangs up on everyone. She's such a fish stick, right out of the box.

by Guillermo April 1, 2004

diddle

To "do," as in fornicate.

"Did I mention that I wanted to diddle Nicole?"

by Guillermo August 25, 2003

pig bottom

One who will do anything to be anally penetrated---repeatedly.

Joshua's ankles are filled with helium, as he's such a pig bottom. One look and he's flat on his back for hours.

by Guillermo August 25, 2003

cutting trophies

To defecate an enormously long or wide piece of fecal matter; also "trophy" as the feces itself.

Sorry I was late. I was cutting a trophy and I had to use the plunger to break it up before it would flush. No more potato pie for me.

by Guillermo August 27, 2003