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Definitions by GuidoPosse69

What you yell when experiencing the ultimate feeling of euphoria, for example, when fucking Michael Moore.
- Al-Qaeda just bombed the White House!
- SUPA CHOW!!!!!!!
supa chow by GuidoPosse69 February 6, 2005

supastar 

Bitched version of the term superstar. Usually used to describe a black or Hispanic celebrity.
As Ali G, Sacha Baron Cohen potrays an urban supastar.
supastar by GuidoPosse69 February 6, 2005

supersonic hearing 

A very painful condition certain babies are born with, myself being one of them. With supersonic hearing, waves from an AM radio cause popping and pain in the ears.
We don't have a radio at home because my daughter has supersonic hearing.
supersonic hearing by GuidoPosse69 February 6, 2005
A boy between the ages of 10 and 16 who goes everywhere with a cell phone attached to his belt.
We don't allow cellboys into the Guido Posse.
cellboy by GuidoPosse69 February 6, 2005

freedom fries

a term for french fries invented by the RepublicaNazi party in '03 as a dig on the French for not supporting us in the Iraqi war
-I'll have 3 orders of french fries.
-We don't carry those here. Do you mean freedom fries?
-You know exactly what the fuck I mean.
freedom fries by GuidoPosse69 February 6, 2005

jack off 

to use your hand or an instrument to stimulate the male genitalia, ultimately resulting in an orgasm.
It helps to think about kinky sex trysts with five-year-old boys when jacking off. You will cum quicker.
jack off by GuidoPosse69 February 5, 2005

salt 'n pepa 

The three cutest girls ever to grace the earth - they were the popular female rap trio of Cheryl "Salt" James, Sandra "Pepa" Denton and Deidre "Spinderella" Roper.
Pepa's got way to keep ya happy.
salt 'n pepa by GuidoPosse69 February 5, 2005