doctor

A man or woman who claims to be an expert but just milks you of your money and practices extortion.
He charged me $4.75 for a cup of coffee! Who does he think he is, a doctor?
by GuidoPosse69 February 11, 2005
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kommunion kookie

The so-called symbolic "body of Christ" that the idiotic Protestants believe in.
I'd rather go to hell than take a kommunion kookie from a married, female, sex-crazed Protestant "priest."
by GuidoPosse69 February 26, 2005
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taurus

The second of the 12 zodiac signs, represented by the bull, which runs from April 21 to May 21.
by GuidoPosse69 February 23, 2005
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da

A bitched version of the article "the." Mainly used by ethnic minorities.
by GuidoPosse69 February 07, 2005
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botard

One who can't fit into his school or make any friends because he is enrolled in the B.O.C.E.S. program (Board Of Cooperative Educational Services) and is denied the rights that all the other students have. B.O.C.E.S. controls all aspects of its students' lives (within the school day) just like a Nazi fascist regime. It is a combination of B.O.C.E.S. and retard.
I'm not allowed to stay after school for the class meeting, I have to go home at 2:30 because I'm a botard.
by GuidoPosse69 February 03, 2005
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suspiria

One of the greatest movies ever made - Dario Argento's 1977 horror film, about a young girl at a German dancing academy, who discovers that the faculty are witches, plotting against her life in a series of ritual voodoo killings, involving sacrifices and vestal virgins on a pagan altar.
I first saw Suspiria at the age of 10, and was terrified.
by GuidoPosse69 January 22, 2005
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zonk

A game of chance using five dice. You roll all five together, and ones are worth 100, fives are worth 50, triples are worth 100 times their face value, and 5-of-a-kind is worth 1000 times its face value. The object of the game is to accumulate as many points as you can before "zonking out", which means rolling a hand of 0.
Simeon has the highest Zonk record of all my friends; he scored 40,308 in one game.
by GuidoPosse69 February 10, 2005
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