Definitions by Guido1

I, genzbot 

The new kids on the block, born after 9/11. The true technochild, born with a IPOD is his ear, and some sort of PDA in his hand. A cyberphile whose primary language is digispeak, text messaging form of digital communion. A person who is only electro-motivated to pursue life as a quasi-avatar. Will only function in a bot role to achieve financial independence.

Gen Z kids can say, "I, genzbot, Am."

I, genzbot by Guido1 March 15, 2008

cyberphile

A coined word hybridizing cyber cybernetics and phil (philo), Greek meaning loving. Basically meaning the love of all cool electronic comunication devices.

That kid has a computer, IPOD, PDA, I Phone, laptop, and a GPS, what a cyberphile.

cyberphile by Guido1 March 15, 2008

three dog night 

In the old days of no central heating, a night so cold it took 3 dogs sleeping with you to keep you warm enough.

Man, last night was real cold, definitely a three dog night.

three dog night by Guido1 March 14, 2008

emergency room 

A place you go when you think you are going to die, but want somebody else to pay for it.

Dude, I got no money for a doctor, take me to the emergency room.

emergency room by Guido1 March 13, 2008

gross shit 

Something that is utterly disgusting or undesirable.

Kyle got sick and threw up all over in my parent's house; dude, it was really gross shit.

gross shit by Guido1 March 12, 2008

condomminium 

A middle school birth control device.

Jeremy's little brother carries a condomminium in his wallet, ha, ha.

condomminium by Guido1 March 12, 2008

implosion sex 

Sex acts that bring down the rich and famous.

Why do so many politicians practice implosion sex?

implosion sex by Guido1 March 12, 2008