GuRu's definitions

Clock

An object loved not only by Chris Baker and Tom Fall but also just about everyone with a brain.
Used for telling the time of course.

Chris loves the clock!

by Guru March 10, 2004

munkus

To lose a colon. Or to be attacked by small colon dwelling gnomes.

Ahhhh man, the doctor munkus'd me. I can no longer poo properly. :(

by GuRu December 2, 2003

bluenail

Slang for female customer service person who is usually more concerned with their fingernail polish then your customer satisfaction. Usually unsatisfied with their "career" so it comes out in their lack of care/energy for the work their supposed to be doing.

Pffft , that computer operator just told me "she too busy right now to assist me with the issue" , what a bluenail.



I am not calling support , everytime I call I get a bluenail. I'd rather disconnect my service. Then deal with her...

by guru February 8, 2005

BM

mother of a man's child

don't trip, she ain't my girlfriend, she just my baby momma

by guru September 29, 2003

umff

humpage. between 2 people.

umff! umff! umff! umff!

by guru July 15, 2004

shit tins

A vast quantity of a given item

Mate, were gonna need shit tins of beers to survive this crap party.

by Guru December 5, 2004

sure, why not?

The most stupid answer ever to someone asking if they should go into a house full of zombies. From House of the Dead. Due to bad actors and being translated into engrish.

Shall we go in?
Sure, why not?

by Guru January 8, 2004