When you're on vacation, and you'll pay way too much for something...something you'd never in a million years pay that much for if you were at home. This is the behavior of a vacationnaire.
Andrea: Look at this great necklace! It's made of seashells, and someone has strung them together with fishing line. How awesome! It's only $259.00!
David: Have you bumped your head? That's only worth about three dollars!
Andrea: As always, I will not listen to you. I'm buying it anyway.
David: My wife is a vacationnaire. See you in the poorhouse.
David: Have you bumped your head? That's only worth about three dollars!
Andrea: As always, I will not listen to you. I'm buying it anyway.
David: My wife is a vacationnaire. See you in the poorhouse.
by Greyborzoi June 13, 2008
Orgasms that only lead to trouble and misery. Based on the cartoon character "Schleprock" from The Flintstones. Schleprock was always under a thundercloud and bad things always happened to him.
My friend Ward got some chick pregnant 19 years ago and married her. They soon divorced and he had to support their kid for 18 years. He counted down the days until the kid turned 18 and he wouldn't have to pay child support anymore. The kid turned 18. Ward then went out, screwed some fat chick, and got HER pregnant. Now he has to pay child support for another 18 years. He has SCHLEPROCK SPERM.
by Greyborzoi April 03, 2008
When someone works incredibly hard, but since they lack even the most basic skills, the product of their many hours of hard work is still crap. (I made up this word April 8, 2008)
Dingus: "I saw you had a bunch of illegal immigrants reroofing your house. Man, I hear those guys work their asses off."
Cleetus: "Yep, they worked their asses off, but they forgot to put tar-paper down, and the edges of the shingles aren't level. Now I have to hire someone that knows what they're doing. Damn illegals".
Lurleen: "Sounds like they put forth the MEXIMUM effort though...you have to hand it to them."
Also when a pro-immigration person says "Those immigrants, they work their asses off" and then I say "Yeah, but you could put a scalpel in my hand and I'd work my ass off in the operating room, but it'd still be a bloody mess and the patient would die". I put forth the MEXIMUM effort, but the finished product was crap.
Cleetus: "Yep, they worked their asses off, but they forgot to put tar-paper down, and the edges of the shingles aren't level. Now I have to hire someone that knows what they're doing. Damn illegals".
Lurleen: "Sounds like they put forth the MEXIMUM effort though...you have to hand it to them."
Also when a pro-immigration person says "Those immigrants, they work their asses off" and then I say "Yeah, but you could put a scalpel in my hand and I'd work my ass off in the operating room, but it'd still be a bloody mess and the patient would die". I put forth the MEXIMUM effort, but the finished product was crap.
by Greyborzoi April 09, 2008
When someone works incredibly hard, but since they lack even the most basic skills, the product of their many hours of hard work is still crap. (I made up this word April 8, 2008)
Dingus Flangdoodle: "I saw you had a bunch of illegal immigrants reroofing your house. Man, I hear those guys work their asses off."
Cleetus McFeeley: "Yep, they worked their asses off, but they forgot to put tar-paper down, and the edges of the shingles aren't level".
Lurleen Polliwog: "Sounds like they put forth the MEXIMUM effort though...you have to hand it to them."
Also when a pro-immigration person says "Those immigrants, they work their asses off" and then I say "Yeah, but you could put a scalpel in my hand and I'd work my ass off in the operating room, but it'd still be a bloody mess and the patient would die". I would be putting forth the Meximum effort though.
Cleetus McFeeley: "Yep, they worked their asses off, but they forgot to put tar-paper down, and the edges of the shingles aren't level".
Lurleen Polliwog: "Sounds like they put forth the MEXIMUM effort though...you have to hand it to them."
Also when a pro-immigration person says "Those immigrants, they work their asses off" and then I say "Yeah, but you could put a scalpel in my hand and I'd work my ass off in the operating room, but it'd still be a bloody mess and the patient would die". I would be putting forth the Meximum effort though.
by Greyborzoi April 08, 2008
When you buy something that needs CONSTANT maintenance to keep it running, resulting in buyers remorse and ceaseless headaches.
"Mr. Dipshit just had a waterfall landscape thing (or a pool) installed in his yard". "Yep...he'll be cleaning algae out of THAT thing every week. Looks like he's bought a Jaguar"
by Greyborzoi April 03, 2008
Myers Park is one of the most expensive areas in Charlotte, N.C. and is arguably the most prestigious neighborhood in Charlotte. Residents are known as Myers Parkers. A "Myers Pauper" is someone, usually a vacuous blonde (and mate), that spends all their income just so they can live in Myers Park for the prestige, yet have no extra money.
Ophelia Snoblingfield Deucchebagg and Pender Parker Richlingsworth III just bought a house in Myers Park, but have to eat at Taco Bell and send their kids to public school. They're Myers Paupers.
by Greyborzoi April 03, 2008
Sherry already lost her new job because she was late to work, smelled like alcohol, filed all the papers in the wrong places, and spilled coffee all over the boss. She has the Fecas Touch.
by Greyborzoi September 08, 2020