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Combination of velocity and oscillator. Used to describe a driver on the same road as you, usually a lonely highway. You're traveling at a constant rate of speed, but that other jerk will go a little faster than you, pass you, and you'll be rid of him...but then he decides he's going too fast and lets off on his gas...then his car slowly makes his way back to you, and you pass him...then he speeds up and passes you...and then slows down....and over and over again. Usually ends up with you flooring your accelerator and putting so much distance between you that he can never catch up. Usually an old person, or someone from up north whose mind doesn't work quite right.
Me, to wife: What the hell is that guy doing?
Wife: Who?
Me: That douche right there. I passed his slow ass two miles back and he's crept up on me...now he's passing me. Why does he keep changing speeds? He's a veloscillator!
Wife: Don't let it eat you up inside. Put some love in your heart.
Me: NOW what is he doing? He's slowed down and I have to look at his dumb face again!
Wife: Well, he's behind you now. You sure are handsome.
Me: Look at him! Now he's passing me! Is he in love with me? Is my profile that awesome??!?!
Wife: Well, actually it is. He might have a crush on you.
Me: LOOK AT THIS GUY! Now I've passed him....I'm so sick of this shit! VRRROOOOOMMM.....let's see this asshole catch me now!
Wife: Who?
Me: That douche right there. I passed his slow ass two miles back and he's crept up on me...now he's passing me. Why does he keep changing speeds? He's a veloscillator!
Wife: Don't let it eat you up inside. Put some love in your heart.
Me: NOW what is he doing? He's slowed down and I have to look at his dumb face again!
Wife: Well, he's behind you now. You sure are handsome.
Me: Look at him! Now he's passing me! Is he in love with me? Is my profile that awesome??!?!
Wife: Well, actually it is. He might have a crush on you.
Me: LOOK AT THIS GUY! Now I've passed him....I'm so sick of this shit! VRRROOOOOMMM.....let's see this asshole catch me now!
by Greyborzoi July 31, 2009
Get the veloscillator mug.When you're peeing and a fart has developed. You try to hold it in, but when you finally are forced to let it go, the resulting release of pressure makes your pee stream get stronger, sending pee onto the underside of the toilet lid. Akin to the recoil of a rifle, hence the term "peecoil".
Andrea: How the hell do you manage to get pee on the underside of the toilet lid?
David: Those burritos I had last night gave me gas, and the peecoil from a huge fart is what's responsible for the peed-on toilet seat.
Andrea: Kinda like a rifle, huh? Well, it looks like a rifle you have there in your hand.
David: Yep...a Kentucky long rifle.
David: Those burritos I had last night gave me gas, and the peecoil from a huge fart is what's responsible for the peed-on toilet seat.
Andrea: Kinda like a rifle, huh? Well, it looks like a rifle you have there in your hand.
David: Yep...a Kentucky long rifle.
by Greyborzoi April 14, 2009
Get the peecoil mug.A "local" in a college town.
I tried to drive to the all-campus party at the Delta house, but all these darn emmets were clogging up the roads, most likely on their way to a hollerin' contest.
I got this word from "The Real Animal House" by Chris Miller, but is probably a common term.
I got this word from "The Real Animal House" by Chris Miller, but is probably a common term.
by Greyborzoi April 9, 2008
Get the emmet mug.When your female dog will jump up in bed or on the couch with you, but will only snuggle if you pet her constantly. Otherwise, she'll jump down and go lie by herself.
"Awwwww...heyyyy Star (my dog), how's my schnuggiepoo? I gotta sleep for a little longer, so I can't pet you all day long" (puts arm around Star to snuggle and enjoy bonding). Star, not getting any petting, immediately jumps out of the bed and goes into the other room. Star is a pettinslut.
by Greyborzoi April 3, 2008
Get the pettinslut mug.When you wake up with a raging hard-on caused by having a full bladder. You have to stand way back from the toilet and lean way forward so that your pee will go into the bowl, rather than going all over the wall. In this position, you will resemble one of those downhill skiiers doing a ski jump.
Sheila: What the heck are you doing? You look like you're doing a ski jump in the bathroom.
David: I had to pee, and if I don't stand like this, my hard-on will shoot pee all over the potted plant you put on top of the toilet. Don't I look like a downhill skiier pee-er?
Sheila: That thing sure is big.
David: Yep
David: I had to pee, and if I don't stand like this, my hard-on will shoot pee all over the potted plant you put on top of the toilet. Don't I look like a downhill skiier pee-er?
Sheila: That thing sure is big.
David: Yep
by Greyborzoi January 20, 2009
Get the downhill skiier pee-er mug.I would love to get a bunch of child molesters, line them up, load up my Mosin-Nagant 7.62x54r, and decraniate all of them. Oh, the sweet pleasure!
by Greyborzoi May 5, 2009
Get the decraniate mug.Myers Park is one of the most expensive areas in Charlotte, N.C. and is arguably the most prestigious neighborhood in Charlotte. Residents are known as Myers Parkers. A "Myers Pauper" is someone, usually a vacuous blonde (and mate), that spends all their income just so they can live in Myers Park for the prestige, yet have no extra money.
Ophelia Snoblingfield Deucchebagg and Pender Parker Richlingsworth III just bought a house in Myers Park, but have to eat at Taco Bell and send their kids to public school. They're Myers Paupers.
by Greyborzoi April 3, 2008
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