by GozUnlimited July 03, 2016
A saying used when wanting hands placed in and around your sweet booty.
Usually spoken in a high pitched porn voice
Usually spoken in a high pitched porn voice
It is Ben's birthday today and as usual he is feeling rather amorous.
He sits alone in his house thinking about getting his thicc as fuck booty snacked on.
He begins to scream out at a frequency akin to a bats screech, "Touch my bumpkin! Touch my little bumpkin! Touch my sweaty little bumpkin!"
His repeated cries for an anal thrashing fall on deaf ears. Ben then shoves a quick fing in his bum and heads to bed. Goodnight Ben
He sits alone in his house thinking about getting his thicc as fuck booty snacked on.
He begins to scream out at a frequency akin to a bats screech, "Touch my bumpkin! Touch my little bumpkin! Touch my sweaty little bumpkin!"
His repeated cries for an anal thrashing fall on deaf ears. Ben then shoves a quick fing in his bum and heads to bed. Goodnight Ben
by GozUnlimited April 01, 2020
when a man tries to hide his premature ejaculation by continued penetration with an improvised phallus
Banged that chick from the organic coffee house last night-
Sweet how did it go?
I fuckin pre-jacked
You cunt! Did you make like a banana and split?
Fuck no, didnt want her to know so i did the ol junkyard jangle finished her off with one of me work boots, she couldnt tell the difference.
Sweet how did it go?
I fuckin pre-jacked
You cunt! Did you make like a banana and split?
Fuck no, didnt want her to know so i did the ol junkyard jangle finished her off with one of me work boots, she couldnt tell the difference.
by GozUnlimited July 20, 2016
I banged that chick from the Tofu bar.
How was it?
It was good right until the moment I strayjacked, hit her mum in the eyes as she was delivering us some wheatgrass shakes.
How was it?
It was good right until the moment I strayjacked, hit her mum in the eyes as she was delivering us some wheatgrass shakes.
by GozUnlimited July 15, 2016
-a failure
by GozUnlimited July 14, 2016
by GozUnlimited July 03, 2016
Dude 1: that new VR porn is so realistic! It took me to all kinds of places besides the bedroom.
I remember surfing the pacific, wrestling some hobos, going down on Danny Devito and punching a puma!
Dude 2: umm I was using the VR headset last night....
Dude 1: Oh...I may have just done a whole heap of heroin instead
Dude 2: .....
Danny Devito: next time you hasturbate fella leave me out of it!
Dude 2: bet he didn't complain last night! (high fives dude 1)
I remember surfing the pacific, wrestling some hobos, going down on Danny Devito and punching a puma!
Dude 2: umm I was using the VR headset last night....
Dude 1: Oh...I may have just done a whole heap of heroin instead
Dude 2: .....
Danny Devito: next time you hasturbate fella leave me out of it!
Dude 2: bet he didn't complain last night! (high fives dude 1)
by GozUnlimited July 27, 2016