Gordon's definitions

Devils Porridge

Manfat, Semen.

Shes a good Girl - she loves the Devils Porridge!

by Gordon September 16, 2003

skeeter

The best darn olympic team in Chadbourne Residential College.

Winning the Chadbourne Olympics was a big release for the Skeeters

by Gordon October 14, 2004

bum fluff

Facial hair that is so sparse it can be considered as good as the fluff on one's bottom

That's not a moustache - that's bum fluff

by Gordon April 2, 2003

crazy hotel room sex

hours upon hours of crazy kinky mindblowing sex. great way of living out all of one's fantasies. (lots of stamina required)

by gordon April 30, 2003

Pass the Dutch

A "dutch" in this context, is a spliff, or hand rolled marijuana cigarette. The phase is used when requesting that a comrade lend you his for a sample toke.

(Thanks, Missy Elliot!)

Cmon, pass the dutch baby!

by Gordon October 3, 2003

you know how i roll

The way you are or the path you choose

you know how i roll - you know thats what i do

by Gordon June 17, 2006

faffing

Time wasting/feckin' around

Stop faffing around and do the dishes!

by Gordon April 2, 2003