Chapped lips

When a female wheres a skirt outside in winter. This will cause unwanted swelling in the Cunt area due to low temperatures.

Wow Shaniqua why are you wearing a skirt, your gonna get some major chapped lips!

by Goose September 29, 2004

Schlumpy

A ridiculously comfortable,lumpy blanket. ;-)

Go get schlumpy so we can watch a really bad movie..

by Goose April 19, 2004

Sexplosion

The climactic end to a sexual encounter. In the case of female Homo Sapiens, multiple may be expected.

So I made the beast with two back last night, and it ended with a giant sexplosion.

by Goose September 29, 2003

brand nizzle

Brand New, an amazing band.

BRAND NIZZLE : brand new york

by Goose December 19, 2003

Niemaner

after having vigorous anal sex, you have the ability to keep a straight face

Michael: thank you dancing Rick, I appreciat your services
Dancing rick: wow you do a nice niemaner

by Goose September 27, 2004

your dad

phrase used to amaze and disturb the person to who it is said. Variations include, "your MP", and "your children"

"mmm dad"
"mmm your dad"

"mmm MP"
"mmm your MP"

"mmm children"
"mmm your children"

by Goose May 21, 2004

buffy

1) A generally kick-butt show about a girl who kills vampires, her friends, sister, and one hot bleach-blonde vampire.

2) A girl who can fend for herself. Might be good (like when she's being picked on) or bad (like when she's just full of sh*t)

Oh, Opal, don't be such a buffy!

by goose March 12, 2004