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Definitions by Goddess12*

John Doe 1: How the fuck do they know I like to fuck goats?!
John Doe 2: It's NSA

NSA: John Doe 1, you're under arrest, we're going to have to confiscate your hardware, you have right to remain silent if you choose to give up that right we will still our hardware into.
NSA by Goddess12* December 22, 2013
Abbreviation for "Not Secret Anymore" which can be used in general not to be confused with the abbreviation for the National Security Agency.
Everything I say and do on my laptop, on the internet and worse, in what used to be the comfort, safety and privacy of my own home, is NSA.

Now my whole life and everything I once considered personal and private including: what I look like when I wake up; when I sleep; how I look naked; how often I fart; my whole life story; what I say to a confidant like my mother is all NSA since those guys loaded spyware on my laptop, ironically one of whom repeatedly told me I couldn't keep a secret.

Antonyms: be faithful, be loyal, defend, protect, support
NSA by Goddess12* December 21, 2013
Ana: The truth of the matter is that by their words and actions, they've all managed to alienate me from them.

He said and did everything possible to alienate her because it was only a reluctantship (see Urban Dictionary Definition) on his part.

The intentional and extreme cruelty, controlling and manipulative conduct with no remorse was a clear sign of Psychopathy, something she was all too familiar with and so, it served only to alienate her. She knows that true love involves complete respect, trust, honesty, loyalty, kindness, gratitude, understanding and patience and comes with a sense of security and PEACE.
Alienate by Goddess12* December 20, 2013

Discombobulated

A real word meaning confused, upset and frustrated.
She was really discombobulated by that dimwit but not anymore.
Discombobulated by Goddess12* December 19, 2013
When one has received a sufficient amount of something (i.e. bullshit) and does not want anymore.
Ana: I do not want to play your lame game because I'm not the type of woman who plays games as I'm too busy keeping it real so back off because I've had enough and I have my own life toooo!
Enough by Goddess12* December 19, 2013

Delusional 

When someone believes something to be the exact opposite of what it actually is. Such as when someone believes that someone whom they stalk and harass both in person and in cyberspace, thinks only about him/her and misses him/her and loves and longs to be with him/her when in actuality they don't think anything other than you are a pathetic creep/jerk with no life who obviously has a lot to learn in the way of making and maintaining healthy relationships. These are often the same conceited creeps who make futile attempts to make the object of their obsession jealous because they are too ignorant to realize that people are not all like them and that people who are secure with themselves do not get jealous and see their actions as really really lame and pathetic.
ALL those men from El Minya are DELUSIONAL especially HeisamledbA, KalaM, RemA and the list goes on.
Delusional by Goddess12* December 17, 2013

Catholoptic Affair 

A catastrophic love affair between a Catholic and Coptic which, in keeping with religious observance, begins on Christmas Day and ends by Good Friday, resurrection not possible for hypocrites.
Guy 1: Hey, what was the deal with those two?
Guy 2: Oh, they had a Catholoptic Affair.
Guy 1: Are they getting back together?
Guy 2: Nah, dude was a hypocrite.
Catholoptic Affair by Goddess12* December 13, 2013