A catastrophic love affair between a Catholic and Coptic which, in keeping with religious observance, begins on Christmas Day and ends by Good Friday, resurrection not possible for hypocrites.
Guy 1: Hey, what was the deal with those two?
Guy 2: Oh, they had a Catholoptic Affair.
Guy 1: Are they getting back together?
Guy 2: Nah, dude was a hypocrite.
Guy 2: Oh, they had a Catholoptic Affair.
Guy 1: Are they getting back together?
Guy 2: Nah, dude was a hypocrite.
by Goddess12* December 13, 2013
Abbreviation for "Not Secret Anymore" which can be used in general not to be confused with the abbreviation for the National Security Agency.
Everything I say and do on my laptop, on the internet and worse, in what used to be the comfort, safety and privacy of my own home, is NSA.
Now my whole life and everything I once considered personal and private including: what I look like when I wake up; when I sleep; how I look naked; how often I fart; my whole life story; what I say to a confidant like my mother is all NSA since those guys loaded spyware on my laptop, ironically one of whom repeatedly told me I couldn't keep a secret.
Antonyms: be faithful, be loyal, defend, protect, support
Now my whole life and everything I once considered personal and private including: what I look like when I wake up; when I sleep; how I look naked; how often I fart; my whole life story; what I say to a confidant like my mother is all NSA since those guys loaded spyware on my laptop, ironically one of whom repeatedly told me I couldn't keep a secret.
Antonyms: be faithful, be loyal, defend, protect, support
by Goddess12* December 22, 2013
John Doe 1: How the fuck do they know I like to fuck goats?!
John Doe 2: It's NSA
NSA: John Doe 1, you're under arrest, we're going to have to confiscate your hardware, you have right to remain silent if you choose to give up that right we will still our hardware into.
John Doe 2: It's NSA
NSA: John Doe 1, you're under arrest, we're going to have to confiscate your hardware, you have right to remain silent if you choose to give up that right we will still our hardware into.
by Goddess12* December 22, 2013
When you can't sleep no matter what and to avoid losing your mind, developing a split personality and joining Fight Club you post shit on Urban Dictionary only to find there are other sick fucks stalking you on your computer and posting shit also and/or blocking your submissions.
Waking Beauty: Yo I cannot sleep for shit, I have Insomnia and Urban Dictionary isn't publishing any of my shit so fuck it I'm gonna join Fight Club, beat people up or get beaten and blow up shit!
Sleeping Beauty: Huh, ZZZzzzzzz
Sleeping Beauty: Huh, ZZZzzzzzz
by Goddess12* December 11, 2013
Based on the tale of the boy who cried wolf, a reference to someone who is never trusted or taken seriously because they are known to constantly fuck/joke around often to their own detriment.
by Goddess12* December 27, 2013
1. To hold responsible; find fault with; censure.
2. To place the responsibility for ( a fault, error, etc.)
2. To place the responsibility for ( a fault, error, etc.)
"Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never harm me" because I know who I am and what I think and feel when I say and do things. So I don't care that you all placed the blame on me for everything that went wrong, it's okay but now you must live with that decision and that excludes me EVER wanting ANYTHING to do with ANY OF YOU...EVER.
by Goddess12* December 22, 2013
by Goddess12* December 22, 2013