God's definitions

spesticles

when you dress your penis up with glasses

last night i made some cool spesticles that looked like elvis.

by God May 13, 2005

towlie

a secret experiment of the governments doing that is a supersmart towel that is constantly baked.

i have no idea whats going on right now

by god October 13, 2003

bucackie

misspelling of "bukake". Bukake is a Japanese sexual act where multiple men ejaculate all over a female.
Originally used to socially and emotionally destroy a female after infidelity, it has now become a favorite among people around the world.

asian bukake, american bukake, euro bukake... its all the same...

by God December 29, 2004

Mooninite

2D creatures that hail from the inner core of the moon - which is the center of the universe, not Earth - equipped with technology beyond human comprehension.

An example of that technology is their lasers, which move faster than the eye can follow; and their ability to jump much higher than we human's can.

by God December 9, 2004

vikings

The only people who, if you saw them on a twilight hill on the horizon, you would shit your pants and run in sheer terror! Vikings raid, raze, and knit in their spare time. No one has been able to oppose them for long; there are vikings among us-- do not cross us. They bring us cool words like: "beserk" which means "bear shirt", "hauberk" which means "steel shirt".

The Vikings just raided England and conquered Europe. They have bagpipes and know how to use them. Hail to the Vikings!

by God March 19, 2003

jrl

Jedi's Running Loose.

The hardcorest mo fawkers out der. They will fuck any mother fuka up aight, even hrl.

person 1: oh yay its jrl!
*lightsaber noise*
jrl: fear not, young padawan.
hrl: OH NOES
tkm: oh baby

by GOD December 15, 2004

karbon

Automotive product used to repair worthless cars.

That looks like shit, slap some karbon on it to cover that crap up.

by God September 26, 2003