God's definitions

gobbly

to sound like a turkey

that was gobbly

by God February 12, 2003

bridge

1. Noun - One of the most popular card games in the world. Beats Spades, hands-down.

2. Noun - A structure that connects two landmasses. Usually passes over water, and comes in different types, such as suspension, ect.

3. Verb - To jack off.

4. Verb - To make a connection between two ideas.

1. I'd much rather play Bridge than Spades.

2. I think we have to cross the Golden Gate Bridge.

3. Ha! You got caught bridging by your mom!

4. Matt's idea bridged together the two related theories.

by God July 10, 2004

diwali

There's an indian king Ram of Ayodhya. Ram had a beautiful wife named Sita. He created a circle of protection for Sita, so that when she was in the circle, no one could harm her. One day, the demon Ravana disguised himself as a beggar, so he could steal Sita. Upon seeing the beggar, Sita stepped out of her circle, and Ravana stole her and escaped with a chariot into the sky. Ram was distraught and finally found that Ravana had taken her. The monkey god, Hanuman, was key in helping Ram by going into Ravana's lair finding Sita, thereby leading Ram to the demon. He went into the forest and with his army went to war with Ravana's army. Ram kicked some serious ass and killed Ravana and his army. Ram was reunited with Sita and at last after 14 years in the forest. There was a huge celebration in Ayodhya with lights when they came home.

happy diwali

by God October 28, 2003

fart dick

1 n: A penis that has had wind broken upon it; almost explicitly meaning during anal sex

"Fuck, Gabby! Now I have a fart dick, I told you not to have chili today!"

by God October 28, 2004

undu

The best emerging band in leicester, except scam of course, charlie is the best.

wow that band undu werent half good last nite

by GOd July 4, 2003

happycamper

quite simply to be put as a man who enjoys grasping the manbeef

man1: dayum, that hc gives some fine mudda fuggin nuthugging..
man2: oath its like get on your knees and camp on my cock you happy mofo

by god November 8, 2006

kooloo

a long joint rolled in a kooloo paper

spark up that kooloo and pass it this way!

by god October 13, 2003