God's definitions

Credits Crunch

When you go to a movie and have popcorn, chocolate, twizzlers, a coke or any kind of junk food in excess. Then at the end of the movie, the credits roll, and all the grease and sugar from everything you have eating comes pounding down on you and makes you feel like puking.

Guy 1: Dude! Heard you saw Public Enemies last night and threw up after the movie!

Guy 2: Yeah. I had a large popcorn, coke, and some hersheys kisses. The credits crunch hit me bad.

by god July 5, 2009

giada de laurentiis

Hottest chick to ever appear on Food Network. Great pair of tits. Nice face. And she can actually cook too.

I'd like to have sexual intercourse with giada de laurentiis

by god June 4, 2005

petastus

Some one who is wearing a hat

"Bob is such a petastus"

by God September 16, 2004

handy

Small Skinny and likes to suck on animals cocks

Handy

by GOD October 17, 2003

ASP

A Sexual Position

lets find a new asp

by god December 14, 2002

Mental Stamina

A disease in where the victim is forced to wear over-sized shirts.

Oh shit, see that ant in the XL size Cann Ox t-shirt? He's got mental stamina.

by God March 8, 2003

murder by death

To murder someone by killing them. Kinda circular if you ask me...

It's also a band...

I'm going to murder you by death!
-OR-
I saw Murder by Death live on Friday the 13th!

by God February 23, 2005