Jimmy neutron

A smart peace of shit that has idiotic friends

Jimmy neutron

Could have used his brain to find the cure to cancer
Instead makes strange si-fi shit and gets arrested by men in black

by Goats ‘n Goats October 04, 2018

Hoe

My mom, my best friend, and my hoe that I hired to sass them

Hoe hoe hoe, merry Christmas

by Goats ‘n Goats October 04, 2018

The devil

Some shithead that wasn’t good enough for god

Thank you mr.needful
Please, call me the devil
I think not

by Goats ‘n Goats October 04, 2018

Maui

*fucks a chicken*

I’m Maui!

Then Maui fucks a chicken named hay hay

by Goats ‘n Goats October 04, 2018

Spooky scary skeleton

They send shivers down your spine

Spooky scary skeletons are really all the same,

by Goats ‘n Goats October 04, 2018

Doggo

A force so powerful we could easily die close to one

My Doggo is so nice, but once he has all The infinity stones, things will be different

by Goats ‘n Goats October 04, 2018

OOF

When some ones trying to say something and they make several tragic mistakes

Talking on the phone
“Hey man””are you assuming my gender?!?”
OOF

Walking and talking
“And then there was-“
Stubs toe
OOF
Trying to commit suicide
“I’m done with life!”
“Daddy that’s my nerf gun!”
OOF

by Goats ‘n Goats October 04, 2018