singapore swap

to put your wristwatch and wedding ring on a girls hand while she gives you a hand job therefore looking like you are doing it; a way to get around cheating on your spouse.

wife: you promise you didn't cheat on me on your business trip?
husband: yes, I promise.
(next day at work, after story is told around the office)
husband: no I don't feel bad, thank God for the singapore swap!

by goatcheese June 12, 2004

geekmonster

an individual that would do anything for crack.

I just bought a brand new car from this geekmonster, $20 for a Mercedes, not bad.

by goatcheese June 14, 2004

fecalmaniac

someone who loves doo-doo feces

If you go to ratemypoo.com, you are a fecalmanic.

by goatcheese June 14, 2004

busted out tracktor tire

a gnarly pussy that looks like roast beef is dangling from

Most girls on sublime directory have pussys that look like blown out tractor tires.

by goatcheese June 12, 2004

stalking

when no just isn't enough

inmate 1: Why you here?
inmate 2: My girlfriend broke up with me so I followed her around for a year or so.
inmate 1: What did they charge you with?
inmate 2: stalking

by goatcheese June 12, 2004

black and decker pecker wrecker

a black prostitute with braces

Steve: What happened to your penis Jeff?
Jeff: I went to brown town last night to get some rock and wound up with a black and decker pecker wrecker.

by goatcheese June 12, 2004

stripper fine

a real trashy girl who would be hot in a dark room with a stage, pole, loud music and flashing lights in it.

Man, that girl is stripper fine!

by goatcheese June 12, 2004