geekmonster

an individual that would do anything for crack.
I just bought a brand new car from this geekmonster, $20 for a Mercedes, not bad.
by goatcheese June 14, 2004
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busted out tracktor tire

a gnarly pussy that looks like roast beef is dangling from
Most girls on sublime directory have pussys that look like blown out tractor tires.
by goatcheese June 12, 2004
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fecalmaniac

If you go to ratemypoo.com, you are a fecalmanic.
by goatcheese June 14, 2004
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singapore swap

to put your wristwatch and wedding ring on a girls hand while she gives you a hand job therefore looking like you are doing it; a way to get around cheating on your spouse.
wife: you promise you didn't cheat on me on your business trip?
husband: yes, I promise.
(next day at work, after story is told around the office)
husband: no I don't feel bad, thank God for the singapore swap!
by goatcheese June 12, 2004
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Tyler Armstrong

Look there’s Tyler Armstrong he’s going to get his 25 boys on us.
by Goatcheese December 11, 2019
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stripper fine

a real trashy girl who would be hot in a dark room with a stage, pole, loud music and flashing lights in it.
by goatcheese June 12, 2004
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gerbil buddy

friends who insert gerbils into each others rectums
by goatcheese June 15, 2004
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