rapestry

n. The ambience surrounding a rapper's voice i.e. the music, the beats, the scrapes, and, if on stage, the costumes, lighting, props etc.

Enchanting rapestry Kanye, the glittery lurid costumes and blinding lights almost made me forgive your silly lyrics. But what be up with your voice? It sound like you swallowed a broken brandy bottle!

What! I'll cut you fool! I'll take your tongue!
Don't disrespect the way I've sung!

Word up.

by gnostic1 November 02, 2010

concussion prone

n. face down position of the senseless player's body after a severe hit to the head during a sporting event.

Wow! What a great series of bodychecks! A lot of the Manitoba Moose players are lying motionless in the goal crease!

Yeah, those Canadians are kind of concussion prone.

by gnostic1 April 04, 2011

the bolt

adj phrase. Laudatory remark voiced when someone does anything of earth-shattering importance: usually used ironically.

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Nice work finishing up those carrots. You are the bolt.

Are you being sarcastic?

No man. You are totally the bolt.

by gnostic1 August 05, 2012

bad heir day

n. A day when one or more of your children does something bad ... very bad.

Why is Igor out on the window ledge mumbling about a hostage taking and some arrests?

Oh don't worry. He's just having a bad heir day.

by gnostic1 October 24, 2010

saber sheath

n. 1) fencing term; a cover for one's sword.

2) a sexual euphemism.

En garde! Prepare to defend yourself Madame as I am about to slip off my saber sheath ... or slip it on. It is your choice.

by gnostic1 July 29, 2011

hammer throw

n. Perhaps the most arcane and archaic field event still contested at the Olympics and only marginally less silly than tug o'war or tossing the caber as a competition for grown ups. Strong lobbying by Canada and Scotland, who use hammer throwing in their cross-training for tossing granite rocks in ice-curling, keeps the sport from going the way of the Dodo and the standing fish-slap.

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Do you think folks would watch the hammer throw if we made the competitors stand in deep sand and wear skimpy bathing suits?

No.

by gnostic1 August 09, 2012

romney

v. To vainly spend vast amounts and change one's position on issues in the hopes of winning an election.

I have no hope of becoming class president so I am going to romney until I've spent all the cash.

by gnostic1 November 08, 2012