Gjord's definitions

what's Aleppo

Rule #1 of the Libertarian Fight Club: you don't ask what's Aleppo.

Ryan got his head smashed in for asking what's Aleppo. Since then he became a degrowther.

by Gjord August 17, 2022

Best of British

Used among a decaying Northern European island tribe. Someone with severe jingoistic nationalism syndrome. Comorbidities may include CTE, senility, alcoholism, or antisocial personality disorder.

"Don't attack the Queen, she was Best of British!"

by Gjord September 11, 2022

Jordan Peterson

A gamer rights advocate who got very famous for saying it's the libtards' fault if the gamers don't have girlfriends.

"After reading Jordan Peterson once, Bryan finally cleaned his room, climbed gold on League of Legends, and started to claim that western civilisation peaked with the Spartans."

by Gjord August 15, 2022

PepeLa V

The second biggest PepeLa of all PepeLas. A proud anarcho-nato-bidenist debatelord. Inventor of the tactical n-word. Advocate of ironic misogyny.

"I can't believe this dumbass wanted to have PepeLa V at the women's march."

by Gjord September 13, 2022

1984

The year great American patriot George Orwin said "socialism is when no iphone and communism is when you get banned from twitter for saying the n-word". A statement so deep and profound it caused the demonrats to lose the next two election cycles, triggered the fall of the Soviet Union, and caused millions of American to have intercourse with bootleg copies of the US constitution.

"I wish it was 1984 so I could chill out with great conservative heroes like Reagan and Orwin #lewronggeneration"

by Gjord August 15, 2022

magakag

Make America Great Again Keep America Greta

"Libtards can't even magakag. Sad!"

by Gjord August 29, 2022

Top G

Some bozo with a Bugatti who got banned on all major social media platforms for being a prick.

1: "Have you seen what the Top G said today?"
2: "I don't care I'm not on Truth Social"

by Gjord August 22, 2022