Banterweight

A class of people who are not that good at what they do but somehow stay relevant but talking a lot of shit 24/7.
by Gjord October 09, 2022
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email

Something people with jobs use to communicate. Conservatives over 50 really hate them, no one really knows why.
1: "HILLARY'S EMAILS HUNTER'S LAPTOP UKRAINE VUVUZELA CHYNA 1984 100 MILLION DEAD"
2: "OK Boomer"
by Gjord August 15, 2022
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Lawyer dawg

Also spelled lawyer dog or lawyerdog. A canine lawyer. The most prestigious and highest paying job a canine can have. They're usually very cute because they have glasses and they carry their briefcases in their mouth. According to the sixth amendment, you are entitled to a lawyer dawg in the United States.
1: "Just give me a lawyer dawg"
2: "OK."
by Gjord September 05, 2022
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Make America Greta Again

Something you say when you need to Make America Great Again but you're too high on tylenol and you type too fast and you make it Greta instead.
"Back in my day men would armwrestle appalachian bears to the death. Now they're gender study professors or something. MAKE AMERICA GRETA AGAIN!"
by Gjord August 29, 2022
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jary get ipad

Something that happens if Seinfeld still on TV today
"what if Seinfeld still TV today"
"jary get ipad"
by Gjord August 27, 2022
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Chyna

A country in Asia

Some of the libtards like Johnny Harris think Chyna doesn't exist but don't listen to them
Donald Trump: "“I've read hundreds of books about Chyna over the decades. I know the Chynese. I've made a lot of money with the Chynese. I understand the Chynese mind.”
by Gjord August 29, 2022
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PepeLa V

The second biggest PepeLa of all PepeLas. A proud anarcho-nato-bidenist debatelord. Inventor of the tactical n-word. Advocate of ironic misogyny.
"I can't believe this dumbass wanted to have PepeLa V at the women's march."
by Gjord September 13, 2022
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