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Something you say when you realise America's fall to fascism is in big part due to Obama's inaction during his two terms as president and his blatant sabotage of Bernie Sanders' campaign in 2020.
CNN drone: "Missouri is banning abortion today"
Twitch rando #1: "here's a vid of Obama saying he would codify Roe v Wade in 2008."
Twitch rando #2: "Thanks Obama!"
by Gjord August 15, 2022
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Something annoying liberals say when they think Donald J Trump is about to suffer the consequences of his own actions
CNN drone: "Donald Trump disrespected another veteran today..."
Liberal: "TAHT'S IT! DRUMPF is totally done now"
by Gjord August 15, 2022
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The year great American patriot George Orwin said "socialism is when no iphone and communism is when you get banned from twitter for saying the n-word". A statement so deep and profound it caused the demonrats to lose the next two election cycles, triggered the fall of the Soviet Union, and caused millions of American to have intercourse with bootleg copies of the US constitution.
"I wish it was 1984 so I could chill out with great conservative heroes like Reagan and Orwin #lewronggeneration"
by Gjord August 15, 2022
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Used among a decaying Northern European island tribe. Someone with severe jingoistic nationalism syndrome. Comorbidities may include CTE, senility, alcoholism, or antisocial personality disorder.
"Don't attack the Queen, she was Best of British!"
by Gjord September 11, 2022
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The new Top G, Greta Thunberg. Got the title on December 30th 2022 after bodying the old top G so hard he ended up in a Romanian prison.
"My wife's boyfriend ordered me to recycle my pizza boxes or Top Greta will send a hitman to my house"
by Gjord December 31, 2022
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Something that happens if Seinfeld still on TV today
"what if Seinfeld still TV today"
"jary get ipad"
by Gjord August 27, 2022
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Some of the libtards like Johnny Harris think Chyna doesn't exist but don't listen to them
Donald Trump: "“I've read hundreds of books about Chyna over the decades. I know the Chynese. I've made a lot of money with the Chynese. I understand the Chynese mind.”
by Gjord August 29, 2022
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