Gjord's definitions

Build the flag

Something we need to do to make america greta again

"Donald Trump always says, we gotta build the flag"

by Gjord August 15, 2022

mid broads

Broads that are mid.

"I still don't understand the West Elm Caleb story. So he fucked some mid broads. What's the story?"

by Gjord September 27, 2022

Drumpf

Something annoying liberals say when they think Donald J Trump is about to suffer the consequences of his own actions

CNN drone: "Donald Trump disrespected another veteran today..."
Liberal: "TAHT'S IT! DRUMPF is totally done now"

by Gjord August 15, 2022

Make America Greta Again

Something you say when you need to Make America Great Again but you're too high on tylenol and you type too fast and you make it Greta instead.

"Back in my day men would armwrestle appalachian bears to the death. Now they're gender study professors or something. MAKE AMERICA GRETA AGAIN!"

by Gjord August 29, 2022

Obame

Bary Husane Obame

44th "president" in the history of America

Seinfeld2000: "Presedent Bary Husane Obame sell America to Tibet while hard working Amercans asleep at night. When Jary wake up hes basicaly a slave now"

by Gjord August 15, 2022

Jordan Peterson

A gamer rights advocate who got very famous for saying it's the libtards' fault if the gamers don't have girlfriends.

"After reading Jordan Peterson once, Bryan finally cleaned his room, climbed gold on League of Legends, and started to claim that western civilisation peaked with the Spartans."

by Gjord August 15, 2022

Vuvuzela

Once the richest country in South America thanks to hyperjacked workers swinging giant hammers with their huge swollen dicks. Unfortunately in 1984 George Soros imported the soybean to the country and everyone's dick shrunk below 1 inch and the country fell to communism and now everyone wants to work at Starbucks or grow avocados or be gender study professors or whatever communists do nowadays I don't know

"communism doesn't work, check what happened to Vuvuzela"

by Gjord August 15, 2022