Definitions by Gjord
Jordan Peterson
A gamer rights advocate who got very famous for saying it's the libtards' fault if the gamers don't have girlfriends.
"After reading Jordan Peterson once, Bryan finally cleaned his room, climbed gold on League of Legends, and started to claim that western civilisation peaked with the Spartans."
Jordan Peterson by Gjord August 15, 2022
100 Million
The amount of people who died in Vuvuzela due to dick shrinkage after George Soros imported the soybean to the country in 1984.
100 Million by Gjord August 15, 2022
Vuvuzela
Once the richest country in South America thanks to hyperjacked workers swinging giant hammers with their huge swollen dicks. Unfortunately in 1984 George Soros imported the soybean to the country and everyone's dick shrunk below 1 inch and the country fell to communism and now everyone wants to work at Starbucks or grow avocados or be gender study professors or whatever communists do nowadays I don't know
Something people with jobs use to communicate. Conservatives over 50 really hate them, no one really knows why.
George Orwin
A great conservative patriot who said in 1984 that peak communism is when you get banned from twitter for saying the n-word.
George Orwin by Gjord August 15, 2022
1984
The year great American patriot George Orwin said "socialism is when no iphone and communism is when you get banned from twitter for saying the n-word". A statement so deep and profound it caused the demonrats to lose the next two election cycles, triggered the fall of the Soviet Union, and caused millions of American to have intercourse with bootleg copies of the US constitution.
"I wish it was 1984 so I could chill out with great conservative heroes like Reagan and Orwin #lewronggeneration"
Thank you USA
An epic declaration of gratitude and lifelong friendship by Albanian music legend Armend Miftari-Mendi, and a keystone moment in the history of balkanposting. Strive to be the person Kosovo thinks America is.
Thank you USA by Gjord August 15, 2022