Gjord's definitions

magakag

Make America Great Again Keep America Greta

"Libtards can't even magakag. Sad!"

by Gjord August 29, 2022

Top Greta

The new Top G, Greta Thunberg. Got the title on December 30th 2022 after bodying the old top G so hard he ended up in a Romanian prison.

"My wife's boyfriend ordered me to recycle my pizza boxes or Top Greta will send a hitman to my house"

by Gjord December 31, 2022

Build the flag

Something we need to do to make america greta again

"Donald Trump always says, we gotta build the flag"

by Gjord August 15, 2022

1984

The year great American patriot George Orwin said "socialism is when no iphone and communism is when you get banned from twitter for saying the n-word". A statement so deep and profound it caused the demonrats to lose the next two election cycles, triggered the fall of the Soviet Union, and caused millions of American to have intercourse with bootleg copies of the US constitution.

"I wish it was 1984 so I could chill out with great conservative heroes like Reagan and Orwin #lewronggeneration"

by Gjord August 15, 2022

Best of British

Used among a decaying Northern European island tribe. Someone with severe jingoistic nationalism syndrome. Comorbidities may include CTE, senility, alcoholism, or antisocial personality disorder.

"Don't attack the Queen, she was Best of British!"

by Gjord September 11, 2022

Banterweight

A class of people who are not that good at what they do but somehow stay relevant but talking a lot of shit 24/7.

"Connor McGregor is the banterweight champion of the world."

by Gjord October 9, 2022

PepeLa D

The biggest PepeLa of all PepeLas. So toxic he has to constantly ban evade from most platforms, except targetted harassement sites because he loves doxxing random people. Likes to debate on stupid shit and pretends to be a liberal. Do not engage.

"I can't believe this dumbass wants to debate PepeLa D"

by Gjord August 11, 2022