revirgination

What a woman goes through after a prolonged period without sex. Sexual famine. Can also have a tightening affect on the vagina. Sex can be painful after revirgination.
Scarlett asked Maggie, "How was your date with that hunka hunka burnin' love, Roy last night?" Maggie replied, "Girl, it was great but my snatch is aching something awful. Must have gone through revirgination during my 6 month famine."
by GiddyUpGirlFL January 25, 2009
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Metawhorephosis

A profound change in form from one stage to the next in the life history of a man as from being born a nobody, rising to super stardom and using that influence to fuck everything that moves.
A complete change of form, structure, or substance, as transformation by money, fame, fortune, plastic surgery thus propelling a man to seek sexual relations with global sluts irregardless of his beautiful wife at home with his children.
Pathology. A type of alteration or degeneration in which tissues are changed. For example, athletes who equate the size of their dick to the size of their bank account.
Tiger Woods quickly rose to superstardom status and was idolized by millions. Yet, he managed to keep his life with his beautiful wife and children private. He shocked the world as his metawhorephosis became public revealing that the "golden boy" had had numerous affairs with all sorts of whores and even fucked the waitress at Perkins in the church parking lot!
by GiddyUpGirlFL December 29, 2009
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Sexecutioner

A woman who wants to kill the man who is lying about having sex with her.
When it became apparent that Pierre was spreading rumors and lying about sleeping with Maggie, she became a SEXECUTIONER and iced and destroyed the lying French man.
by GiddyUpGirlFL January 15, 2009
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Milk Carton Man

Where a man goes when a woman he is dating never hears from him again. The bizarre yet common occurence when a man drops out of the woman he is dating's life without explanation.
Maggie asked Scarlett, "How's Ed?" Scarlett replied, "Girl, I think he's gone Milk Carton Man. He hasn't called. No text. No email. I haven't seen him. Nothing." Maggie commented, "Yeah,well, we'll be seeing him on the back of the milk carton for sure."
by GiddyUpGirlFL January 18, 2009
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Obamafluence

The radical change in the American culture resulting from electing an African American president.
Maggie said to Scarlett, "Girl, did you see that ad on AOL? It featured all these black guys." Maggie replied, "Yeah, I saw it, and all the other ones...it's the Obamafluence ya know."
by Giddyupgirlfl March 04, 2009
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Droop Doggy Dog

What happens to a woman's face when her Botox wears off. A suddenly saggy face resulting from exhausted Botox.
Scarlett said to Maggie, "Girl, did you see Stephanie at the Samba Room last night? She was lookin' droop doggy dog somethin' awful." Maggie replied, "Yeah, I saw that. Her Botox must have expired 'cause her face sure looked like it had."
by GiddyUpGirlFL January 19, 2009
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Tweener Weiner

A man that a woman uses for sex when she is between relationships. This man has no future in her life, he is a tweener weiner.
Scarlett had suffered sexual famine though she pursued a viable mate, she had been celebate for 5 months. She even became revirginated.
In a moment of lusty weakness she telephoned Maggie to say, "I am gonna do that sweet young pool boy." To that Maggie replied, "Set yourself free! He can be your tweener weiner baby!"
by GiddyUpGirlFL July 02, 2009
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