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(or pre-jesus) Adverb: Defines embarrassing nasty, immoral or illegal things people do before they get "religion".
Dave: Dude, check it out! I downloaded a copy of Prejean's sexting video.
Kyle: No shit?! The prejesus beat off video she sent her geeky boyfriend?
Dave: Yeah, that one. Look at her dig for that clam!
Kyle: No shit?! The prejesus beat off video she sent her geeky boyfriend?
Dave: Yeah, that one. Look at her dig for that clam!
by Gfeet November 14, 2009
Get the Prejesus mug.an⋅twit⋅i⋅pa⋅tion –noun 1. the act of anticipating a tweet or the state of anixety experienced when a tweet is being anticipated by a subscribers follower on Twitter
2. realization of a tweet in advance; foretaste.
3. expectation or hope of a tweet, usually from a "celebrity" the follower doesn't know personally.
2. realization of a tweet in advance; foretaste.
3. expectation or hope of a tweet, usually from a "celebrity" the follower doesn't know personally.
Megan awaited the tweet from Kevin (Jonas)anouncing the local concert date with keen antwitipation.
"Oh kevin just sent me the concert date!" Megan cried.
"Kevin." " "Sent you?" " Riiiiight..." Megan's brother Josh said with deep scepticism.
"Oh kevin just sent me the concert date!" Megan cried.
"Kevin." " "Sent you?" " Riiiiight..." Megan's brother Josh said with deep scepticism.
by GFeet March 14, 2009
Get the Antwitipation mug.1.The act of quiting in midgame. Usually associated with cryptic, lame excuses designed to cover the real reason; they just cant cut it.
2. The behavior of a "non-hacker", quitter, wimp etc.
3. Walk away from a serious or solemn obligation obtained under false pretenses leaving your friends, associates and supporters in extremis.
2. The behavior of a "non-hacker", quitter, wimp etc.
3. Walk away from a serious or solemn obligation obtained under false pretenses leaving your friends, associates and supporters in extremis.
Dave: Affter we had sex for a solid month, I saw she was getting serious, I was bailin like Palin and getting the hell out of there.
Bob: Nice.
Coworker: Your emails to that slut in your secretaries office were just made public. What are you going to do?
Boss: Bailin like Palin...see ya.
Football fan: When TO doesn't get the ball he's balin like Palin
Bob: Nice.
Coworker: Your emails to that slut in your secretaries office were just made public. What are you going to do?
Boss: Bailin like Palin...see ya.
Football fan: When TO doesn't get the ball he's balin like Palin
by gfeet July 4, 2009
Get the Bailin like Palin mug.Derogatory name for the Jacksonville Jaguars football club.
Jacksonville is a black hole for talent that sucks the life out of every NFL Sunday they 'play". The stadium is a relic from Knute Rockne's day and the fans all look like Earl from the NBC TV show...
The Jags just cant connect the dots.
Gotta good quarterback? Shucks yall we don't need no receivers. Got a great defensive line...shucks yall we don't need no decent corner backs...and on and on and on. When they finally get the formula right...they trade away the best pieces the very next year.
They suck so bad now they cant even sell seasons tickets.
Jacksonville is a black hole for talent that sucks the life out of every NFL Sunday they 'play". The stadium is a relic from Knute Rockne's day and the fans all look like Earl from the NBC TV show...
The Jags just cant connect the dots.
Gotta good quarterback? Shucks yall we don't need no receivers. Got a great defensive line...shucks yall we don't need no decent corner backs...and on and on and on. When they finally get the formula right...they trade away the best pieces the very next year.
They suck so bad now they cant even sell seasons tickets.
Dude, did you catch the Faguars game on TV yesterday?
No , I was busy clipping my toenails, then I had to wash my hair...
No , I was busy clipping my toenails, then I had to wash my hair...
by Gfeet September 22, 2009
Get the Faguars mug.(Text-a-pate, Text-a-pa-tion) The inability to send coherent text messages before the SMS character limit is reached.
Text from Linda to Dave: Hi Dave. I was thinking. maybe we should go see a movie like we almost did the other night. Laugh On Line! So , perhaps we should see The
Dave Replies : WTF? Textapated?
Dave Replies : WTF? Textapated?
by GFeet March 14, 2009
Get the Textapated mug.A person who is the fastest Blackberry user( or texter) in a group or organization. The designation of Top Thumb goes to the person who can reply the fastest to emails from the boss, point out errors in your messages and otherwise make mere normal mortals appear foolish and clumsy.
1. Jester is in a sales meeting and just sent his long Blackberry email he spent 1 hour thumbing explaining the last sales report. 2 seconds pass, his Blackberry tones a new email has arrived:
To: All
From : Maverick
Re: Error on Sales Report Email from Jester
Jester holsters his Blackberry and hangs his head in shame. To all those in attendance, Jester just crashed and burned. Maverick is now Top Thumb.
2. " Oh look , heres a mesage from Dave ( the boss) asking for suggestions for the new sales campaign!"
5 seconds later..." Ice Man thinks to himself: Here's my opportunity to submit the idea I discussed at the ( Blackberry tones a new email has arrived) ...F@1~&! me! Maverick already replied! With my idea! How in the f%4#& does he do that?" Damn he'll always be Top Thumb around here...."
To: All
From : Maverick
Re: Error on Sales Report Email from Jester
Jester holsters his Blackberry and hangs his head in shame. To all those in attendance, Jester just crashed and burned. Maverick is now Top Thumb.
2. " Oh look , heres a mesage from Dave ( the boss) asking for suggestions for the new sales campaign!"
5 seconds later..." Ice Man thinks to himself: Here's my opportunity to submit the idea I discussed at the ( Blackberry tones a new email has arrived) ...F@1~&! me! Maverick already replied! With my idea! How in the f%4#& does he do that?" Damn he'll always be Top Thumb around here...."
by GFeet February 17, 2009
Get the Top Thumb mug.Neophite Twitter subscribers that flood followers ( usually relatives or family )with nonsensical tweets escalting in triviality with each subequent tweet from their counterpart.
TwitterDee : Big sale at Macy's!
TwitterDum : Sales at Macys are great!
TwitterDee : Macy's has better sales than anyone!
TwitterDum : Macy's has the best sales ever.
Dave turns off his cell phone. " Geezus, I have to get to a PC pronto...to drop TwitterDee and TwitterDum...Aunt Sara and Aunt Edna . Without hurting their feelings..."
TwitterDum : Sales at Macys are great!
TwitterDee : Macy's has better sales than anyone!
TwitterDum : Macy's has the best sales ever.
Dave turns off his cell phone. " Geezus, I have to get to a PC pronto...to drop TwitterDee and TwitterDum...Aunt Sara and Aunt Edna . Without hurting their feelings..."
by GFeet March 14, 2009
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