When someone pisses and shits with their dick shoved up their ass- creating a violent ricochet splatter effect with the feces and urine splashing everywhere.
"Damn, he straight up grundlin' tho!"
"Pipushka was grundling so hard that the guys could hear the feces and urine splattering against the inside of her trousers as he was patiently waiting in the queue."
"Mekmat always looked up to the OGs for pointers and advice towards grundling. He could never keep his dick shoved up his own ass once he began shitting and pissing, his dick would just pop out and start pissing everywhere as free form feces sprayed out of his ass"
"Pipushka was grundling so hard that the guys could hear the feces and urine splattering against the inside of her trousers as he was patiently waiting in the queue."
"Mekmat always looked up to the OGs for pointers and advice towards grundling. He could never keep his dick shoved up his own ass once he began shitting and pissing, his dick would just pop out and start pissing everywhere as free form feces sprayed out of his ass"
by GerthPaul March 21, 2023
A new generation of teens that are all highly addicted to the prescription drug(s) Lipitor and/or Glipizide.
Rapunzel and all his little homeboys are such Lipitor Squids.
Yeah, he’s woke AF but I don’t trust him he be poppin’ that Glipizide- he a straight up Lipitor Squid.
Yeah, he’s woke AF but I don’t trust him he be poppin’ that Glipizide- he a straight up Lipitor Squid.
by GerthPaul December 04, 2020
A horrific smelling buttocks, that can usually be detected from a distance. Sometimes can be drippy and produce a lot of excess fluids.
by GerthPaul December 14, 2015
Similar to a rewipe, but done solely for the purpose of itching one's anus rather than wiping to produce smears on the papier.
Gulab had to rewitch so bad that he stood up during the meeting, jammed his TP down his pants and violently itched his bungus. There were minimal smears because he had already busted a rewipe before the meeting.
Ponsu always has his hands in his ass rewitching because he has very poor wiping techniques. Most of the guys said that his anus really stinks..
Wilma frantically searched for the closest bathroom to bust a rewitch.
The homeboy Stinky Francis had buttecks o'so smeary but he let all the boys know that the only reason he was in the bathroom was to bust a rewitch.
Ponsu always has his hands in his ass rewitching because he has very poor wiping techniques. Most of the guys said that his anus really stinks..
Wilma frantically searched for the closest bathroom to bust a rewitch.
The homeboy Stinky Francis had buttecks o'so smeary but he let all the boys know that the only reason he was in the bathroom was to bust a rewitch.
by GerthPaul December 16, 2022
“Omg bro you’re being a total lickbat rn!”
“Yeah, that guys cool but he’s such a lickbat.”
“After he started trying to pull all the guys’ lips I knew he was a total lickbat”
“Yeah, that guys cool but he’s such a lickbat.”
“After he started trying to pull all the guys’ lips I knew he was a total lickbat”
by GerthPaul December 21, 2018
Pablo had so much buttix romulin that the guys smelt him from his car.
Most BBW guys have buttix romulin, but Jared’s was so stinky that the more respected BBW guys gave him props.
Most BBW guys have buttix romulin, but Jared’s was so stinky that the more respected BBW guys gave him props.
by GerthPaul November 08, 2020
Aye bluhd, when me and the guys pulled up to the club and seen all that ass we all screamed ducks on the wall!
When Farouk and the guys found discount coupons to get a fresh wax they had to all say dicks on the wall in unison.
Babüche and Rupal were docking at the club and simultaneously said dicks on the wall when the girls started looking.
When Farouk and the guys found discount coupons to get a fresh wax they had to all say dicks on the wall in unison.
Babüche and Rupal were docking at the club and simultaneously said dicks on the wall when the girls started looking.
by GerthPaul November 24, 2020