FirstWipe

The first stroke taken with a sheet of papiere after the fecus has surfaced towards the hatch and on the perimeter. Often done in a ceremonial fashion, where all of the guys will complete their FirstWipe in order to compare smears before the SecondSmear takes place.
Bogie impressed the most heavyset fellow in the commune by showing him his horraceously smeared FirstWipe.

Tiktum asked his boys if they were ready to do their FirstWipe's after he heard the horraceous splattering in the bordering stalls in the communal restroom come to a halt.

Bigbert always had the most heavily smeared papyrus after he hit that FirstWipe. Most of the men of smaller stature really idolized him.
by GerthPaul March 01, 2023
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crüel

Synonym to “cool” mostly spoken in the Bay Area and surrounding cities.
Yo he crüel but he kinda a smearhead.

Rotilius told all his boys that the blowbang was super crüel and litty AF.

After the chicks were done pegging the homeboys all the dudes went straight sicco mode and said they felt crüel AF.
by GerthPaul November 25, 2020
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squelchtocks

Unusually liquidy diarrhea, usually accompanied by a series of wet farts.
After eating that Indian food, I had SquelchTocks for 45 minutes!
by GerthPaul December 14, 2015
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scaldawicz

When one of the guys penises is severely burned or scalded.
You peep Josias's forsaken scaldawicz? It was woke AF!

The homeboy Musely had a scaldawicz from when he dipped his swanson into the hot soup.

Perseus's penis had second degree burns because one of the OGs told him it would be woke af to have a scaldawicz.

Reuben's cock had scabs all over it and was still healing from when the guys made scaldawiccen.
by GerthPaul December 16, 2022
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owocs

A unit specific to measuring the rating of a VPX™️ Bang Energy beverage (in honor of Bang a Energy CEO/CSO Jack Owoc)
He only rated Miami Cola 7.9 Owocs when I assure you it’s a 9.5 on the Owoc Scale! Miami Cola is a send!!!
by GerthPaul November 05, 2019
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Guys

A positive exclamation of excitement or surprise.
Yo, when me and Babuche pulled up to the club with fresh ass Brazilians, we straight up said guys!

Yo, that bigos was straight fucking guys!

When he showed the crew his smears we all just said guys.

Mavis and his boys are known for being bull-peking guys.
by GerthPaul December 13, 2022
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guys!

-“Guys!”
-When that broad texted me I straight up said guys!
-Her tits were so nice I just said guys.
-When Rupi and his boys showed up to the crib looking woke AF we all said guys.
-When I saw my boys at the club everyone just said straight up guys.
by GerthPaul December 04, 2020
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