Definitions by George Washingmachine

macaroni sounds 

What good pussy sounds like.

Usually used to imply having sex/other sexual actions.

What do you mean I'm fired? Just because I asked Barb if she wants to go into the back closet and make macaroni sounds? She's the office slut!

macaroni sounds by George Washingmachine December 18, 2021

Ted Cruz

The true identity of the Zodiac Killer.

"Who are you voting for in the 2016 election?"

"Probably Ted Cruz."

"Dude... That's the Zodiac Killer..."

Ted Cruz by George Washingmachine July 25, 2016

Woasted

What the weird kid in the back of your class yells when the teacher roasts a student.

"Robbie, why are you always late to class? Too busy kissing your girlfriend in the hallway?"

*entire class ooh's and ahh's*

"Woasted!! Woasted!!"

Woasted by George Washingmachine April 19, 2016

Streetwear

Initially formed as a clothing style meant to showcase the care-free nature of mainly west-coast skateboard culture, streetwear gained notoriety for its urban appeal and popularization among celebrities and social media (mainly tumblr) users. Typically comprised of baggy or oversized clothing, bright colors, radical graphics and other designs. Includes more than just clothing, hairstyles, tattoos, etc. all ultimately contribute to someone's streetwear.

Eventually, it has culminated in what we have now, mainly occupied by suburban degenerates who listen to garbage like OFWGKTA and Kendrick Lamar, and just buy the ugliest crap they can find because "no one really gets their style." Teenage vanity in essence.

"Dude, the fuck are you wearing?"

"Its streetwear, you just don't get it."

"Hipster faggot."

Streetwear by George Washingmachine January 11, 2016

2016 

The year where people will be offended by pretty much... everything.

The early-2000s born, mouthbreathing, iphone crazed idiots are finally coming of age with the sole objective of ruining everything good.

"God, that car looks so gay."

15 year old: uhhMMM EXcuusSE ME IT IS 2016 PLEASE DO NOT uSE HOmOFObIC sLURS TO EXPREss DISGUsT OMG THat IS so TRIGGERING !!!!!

"The fuck is wrong with you..."

2016 by George Washingmachine October 13, 2015

Summit girl 

A girl who so eloquently enters your life, fucks you, and then just as eloquently leaves. A girl who you do not compare to other girls, because she is beyond comparison. No. You compare other girls to her. She is/has/will be the one. She IS the one. You change everything about yourself to match everything about her. You see words that have a syllable similar to her name, suddenly that word becomes a synonym for her. You write poetry that you keep in a secret hidden folder on your laptop, and it is written about her. She is your Eve, and you my friend, are Adam.

What I would give to sodomize my summit girl one last time.

Summit girl by George Washingmachine January 26, 2015

Hashfag 

Someone who is so addicted to twatter, they use hashtags outside of it.
These include;
Tumblr.
Youtube.
Facebook.

Hashfagger: Hey guys, going to moves l8ter with my homieszzzz #swagggg

Normal guy: Wow, nice job hashfag. Fucking asshole.

Hashfag by George Washingmachine May 28, 2012