George Washingmachine's definitions

Streetwear

Initially formed as a clothing style meant to showcase the care-free nature of mainly west-coast skateboard culture, streetwear gained notoriety for its urban appeal and popularization among celebrities and social media (mainly tumblr) users. Typically comprised of baggy or oversized clothing, bright colors, radical graphics and other designs. Includes more than just clothing, hairstyles, tattoos, etc. all ultimately contribute to someone's streetwear.

Eventually, it has culminated in what we have now, mainly occupied by suburban degenerates who listen to garbage like OFWGKTA and Kendrick Lamar, and just buy the ugliest crap they can find because "no one really gets their style." Teenage vanity in essence.

"Dude, the fuck are you wearing?"

"Its streetwear, you just don't get it."

"Hipster faggot."

by George Washingmachine January 11, 2016

Fruit Nazi

A fruit nazi is a big fucking jackass with such a cocky ego, they correct every fucking mistake you fucking do, and fucking make everyone except their fucking superficial friends sound like total pricks, even though they are the real pricks.

Alphonse was such a fruit nazi, that when Jeremiah spelled his name wrong, Alphonse laughed and called Jeremiah a "pricky twiddling."

by George Washingmachine October 6, 2011

Woasted

What the weird kid in the back of your class yells when the teacher roasts a student.

"Robbie, why are you always late to class? Too busy kissing your girlfriend in the hallway?"

*entire class ooh's and ahh's*

"Woasted!! Woasted!!"

by George Washingmachine April 19, 2016

Virgitarian

Someone who refuses to have oral sex, or has not previously had oral sex.

Hoe: You want to suck my pussy?
noBro: Uh, I can't...
Hoe: Why?
noBro: Because I'm..... A VIRGITARIAN.
Hoe: *Passes out*

by George Washingmachine January 10, 2012

Legit

Something douchebags say when they mean "seriously".

Ex1:
Poser 1: Yo bro, is the test in biology today legit?
Poser 2: Nah, brah, it ain't legit, total bullshit brah.

Ex2:
Poser 1: Oh that party Friday was legit bro!
Poser 2: I know right? Total legit awesomness!

by George Washingmachine November 5, 2011

yo Chris

A slang phrase, commonly used by African Americans when addressing someone named Chris, or Christopher. Pronounced "yao-chreeez" or "yo Chrissssss"

Person 1: Yo Chris
Chris: Sup?
Person 1: Wanna spoon?
Chris: Hailllll yeah.

by George Washingmachine December 4, 2011

2016

The year where people will be offended by pretty much... everything.

The early-2000s born, mouthbreathing, iphone crazed idiots are finally coming of age with the sole objective of ruining everything good.

"God, that car looks so gay."

15 year old: uhhMMM EXcuusSE ME IT IS 2016 PLEASE DO NOT uSE HOmOFObIC sLURS TO EXPREss DISGUsT OMG THat IS so TRIGGERING !!!!!

"The fuck is wrong with you..."

by George Washingmachine October 13, 2015