by George Washingmachine February 09, 2012
"Who are you voting for in the 2016 election?"
"Probably Ted Cruz."
"Dude... That's the Zodiac Killer..."
"Probably Ted Cruz."
"Dude... That's the Zodiac Killer..."
by George Washingmachine July 25, 2016
A girl who so eloquently enters your life, fucks you, and then just as eloquently leaves. A girl who you do not compare to other girls, because she is beyond comparison. No. You compare other girls to her. She is/has/will be the one. She IS the one. You change everything about yourself to match everything about her. You see words that have a syllable similar to her name, suddenly that word becomes a synonym for her. You write poetry that you keep in a secret hidden folder on your laptop, and it is written about her. She is your Eve, and you my friend, are Adam.
by George Washingmachine January 26, 2015
Someone who is so addicted to twatter, they use hashtags outside of it.
These include;
Tumblr.
Youtube.
Facebook.
These include;
Tumblr.
Youtube.
Facebook.
Hashfagger: Hey guys, going to moves l8ter with my homieszzzz #swagggg
Normal guy: Wow, nice job hashfag. Fucking asshole.
Normal guy: Wow, nice job hashfag. Fucking asshole.
by George Washingmachine May 28, 2012
"Robbie, why are you always late to class? Too busy kissing your girlfriend in the hallway?"
*entire class ooh's and ahh's*
"Woasted!! Woasted!!"
*entire class ooh's and ahh's*
"Woasted!! Woasted!!"
by George Washingmachine April 19, 2016
What do you mean I'm fired? Just because I asked Barb if she wants to go into the back closet and make macaroni sounds? She's the office slut!
by George Washingmachine December 18, 2021
A fruit nazi is a big fucking jackass with such a cocky ego, they correct every fucking mistake you fucking do, and fucking make everyone except their fucking superficial friends sound like total pricks, even though they are the real pricks.
Alphonse was such a fruit nazi, that when Jeremiah spelled his name wrong, Alphonse laughed and called Jeremiah a "pricky twiddling."
by George Washingmachine October 06, 2011