(The 'O' is pronounced like it is in the word 'Own') A word to describe man with a remarkably huge behemoth of a penis. Larger version of Woj. Is so large it should be given a round of applause at every oportunity, even during dinner with the Queen of England.
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Get the Woje mug.Officially the greatest nation on the face of this Earth. Often attacked by other nations due to its superiority, England is the beacon for pretty much everything great that has happened over the past 1000 years. England owned most of the World not long ago (aided by Scotland and Wales, see arse licks and beg friends) and jealousy from other nations is still rife. Most caucasian Americans are of English descent, and should be damn proud of that fact. The status of England has admittedly recently become a bit of a laughing stock due to grotesque levels of illegal immigration, political correctness, people scared to speak up against left wing twats, and ignorance of greatness.
Ahmed: I'd love to move to England, but I'd really like to see high crime levels, incredible obesity rates, low life expectancy, extremely cold weather, and a language which I couldn't understand if I was there for 50 years, where shall I go?
Egbert: Scotland.
Teacher: Bobby, how do you spell 'perfection'?
Bobby: E-N-G-L-A-N-D
Egbert: Scotland.
Teacher: Bobby, how do you spell 'perfection'?
Bobby: E-N-G-L-A-N-D
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Get the Frass mug."No doubt, she's 73, but she's definitely a GILF"
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Get the GILF mug.1.) Adjective, British slang. A modern-day phenomenon, often used to describe a mix of quirky, strange, flamboyant, oblivious, annoying, excitable, and idiosyncratic behaviour. Physical appearance can often be classed as nickosee, particularly lankey, awkward, or elaborate in nature.
Invented in North West London, England, nickosee is often misunderstood, and only a handful of individuals understand its true meaning. The concept was invented by an individual called Sam, when he witnessed his cousin frantically dancing when they were both 6 years old. She fell over, looking hot, embarrassed, and exposing her knickers. Sam exclaimed to his family "Urgh she's all knickers-ey!". The word then mutated into nickosee, and is commonly used in the North West London area by a select few people. Recent findings have shown it to have spread to an elite number in Leeds and beyond.
The word nickosee can be shortened to nik.
Invented in North West London, England, nickosee is often misunderstood, and only a handful of individuals understand its true meaning. The concept was invented by an individual called Sam, when he witnessed his cousin frantically dancing when they were both 6 years old. She fell over, looking hot, embarrassed, and exposing her knickers. Sam exclaimed to his family "Urgh she's all knickers-ey!". The word then mutated into nickosee, and is commonly used in the North West London area by a select few people. Recent findings have shown it to have spread to an elite number in Leeds and beyond.
The word nickosee can be shortened to nik.
1.) "Spreading your toes out is so nickosee!"
2.) John had his tongue out in order to concentrate, epitomising nickosee behaviour.
3.) Peanut butter is too nik!
2.) John had his tongue out in order to concentrate, epitomising nickosee behaviour.
3.) Peanut butter is too nik!
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David: Let's just chill with a few beers and put Sops on.
David: Let's just chill with a few beers and put Sops on.
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Get the Sops mug.Terms used to describe the sexual potential of an individual. Origins of the terms date back as far as 2007 as a sign of appreciation of the attractivness of certain people, beginning with the phrase "Wow, just to THINK... the amount of women he's had...".
Recent complications and celebrity culture has fogged the definitions of each, but a rough guide is that a Think is usually an individual who would gain many sexual partners within their local area, usually for being particularly handsome or wealthy. Next level is a Thank, usually a minor celebrity who generates a medium level of fame within their country due to exposure from tabloid newspapers. A reality TV contestant is usually considered a small Thank, whereas a mildly-exposed professional sports person is regarded as a high Thank.
Finally is a Thonk, a highly-acclaimed term used only for those with Worldwide appeal i.e. George Clooney, David Beckham, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, etc. A-list individuals who would get pretty much any member of the opposite (and same for that matter) sex in any counrty in the world they visited. These select few could literally click their fingers at the opposite sex and order "Come here now you fucking twat cunt and suck my cock NOW!", and the person would happily oblige. It is not necessary for these people to be amazingly good looking; people with extremely high distinction in their fields are lauded as Thonks, eg. Dame Judi Dench, George W. Bush, Professor Robert Winston, Jackie Chan, and Donald Trump.
Recent complications and celebrity culture has fogged the definitions of each, but a rough guide is that a Think is usually an individual who would gain many sexual partners within their local area, usually for being particularly handsome or wealthy. Next level is a Thank, usually a minor celebrity who generates a medium level of fame within their country due to exposure from tabloid newspapers. A reality TV contestant is usually considered a small Thank, whereas a mildly-exposed professional sports person is regarded as a high Thank.
Finally is a Thonk, a highly-acclaimed term used only for those with Worldwide appeal i.e. George Clooney, David Beckham, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, etc. A-list individuals who would get pretty much any member of the opposite (and same for that matter) sex in any counrty in the world they visited. These select few could literally click their fingers at the opposite sex and order "Come here now you fucking twat cunt and suck my cock NOW!", and the person would happily oblige. It is not necessary for these people to be amazingly good looking; people with extremely high distinction in their fields are lauded as Thonks, eg. Dame Judi Dench, George W. Bush, Professor Robert Winston, Jackie Chan, and Donald Trump.
"See how that white girl looked at that DJ at our local club? He's definitely a Think."
"Man, I wanna go on Big Brother, I'd become a Thank and fuck bare buff bitches."
"David Beckham is TOO killer handsome. See how he got to that Japanese airport and all those gorgeous Japanese women were fighting to get to him and trying to rip his clothes off. He's too much of a Thonk. He would draw any gash he wanted."
"Is he a Think, Thank, Thonk?"
"Man, I wanna go on Big Brother, I'd become a Thank and fuck bare buff bitches."
"David Beckham is TOO killer handsome. See how he got to that Japanese airport and all those gorgeous Japanese women were fighting to get to him and trying to rip his clothes off. He's too much of a Thonk. He would draw any gash he wanted."
"Is he a Think, Thank, Thonk?"
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