John Connor syndrome

That feeling you get that your life is pointless and unfulfilled, and that you'd only find your true place in the world when the apocalypse comes (Then you'd be a legend!)
Typical John Connor syndrome sufferer:
My job sucks, my family hates me. But I still feel like I ought to be a somebody. If only something really, really bad would happen, like the zombie apocalypse or something, so I could be a hero...
by George McBob September 14, 2009
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pervalry

The act of behaving like a gentleman with the ulterior motive of getting a good eyeful of a hot girl.

Examples would include letting a girl go ahead of you up an escalator so that you can stare at her ass on the way up, or letting her have your seat on the bus so that you can stand next to her and stare down her top.

Pervalry is a portmanteau of the words "pervert" and "chivalry".
Hey, a hot girl's coming down the aisle. Show some pervalry and give her your seat.
by George McBob April 23, 2009
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Hummer

What a man buys when he wishes to announce to the world that he has a small penis.

Also, it's the ugliest vehicle ever manufactured outside of Soviet Russia.
You drive a Hummer? Don't you think you're compensating for something?
by George McBob September 30, 2009
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Juchrislam

The collective term for the three Abrahamic religions (Judaism, Christianity and Islam)
So what's your religion, dude? Shinto? Buddhism? Juchrislam?
by George McBob April 21, 2009
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zarm

toasted sandwich

It's derived from the S. Afr. slang word sarmie, which is short for sandwich.

Sarmie can refer to normal or toasted sandwiches, but zarm specifically means toasted ones.
Bru, could you get me a cheese zarm?
by George McBob May 12, 2009
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miscarriage

A download that loses it's connection when either your browser or the server doesn't support download resuming.
Dave: I had a fucking miscarriage when my 2gig game iso was at 94%!!
Steve: Were you using internet explorer?
Dave: No, I use firefox. It was the stupid server.
by George McBob September 14, 2009
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antichrist

A particle with the same mass, spin and quantum properties as a christ, but an opposite charge.

It will annihilate when it comes into contact with a christ, producing a gamma ray photon and a lambda neutrino.
We're getting an antichrist signature from the CERN data that could support Dr. Weisenhoffer's theory.
by George McBob June 30, 2009
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