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by George McBob May 18, 2009
Get the Fusswhip mug.A sleazy wedding chapel, of the kind made famous in Las Vegas.
At a McChapel, you can hire a wedding dress for an hour and get married by an Elvis impersonator. Ushers often expect tips.
At a McChapel, you can hire a wedding dress for an hour and get married by an Elvis impersonator. Ushers often expect tips.
by George McBob April 29, 2009
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It's derived from the S. Afr. slang word sarmie, which is short for sandwich.
Sarmie can refer to normal or toasted sandwiches, but zarm specifically means toasted ones.
It's derived from the S. Afr. slang word sarmie, which is short for sandwich.
Sarmie can refer to normal or toasted sandwiches, but zarm specifically means toasted ones.
by George McBob May 12, 2009
Get the zarm mug.Since any description of a group, society or organisation that begins with "a total bunch of..." is never a good one, it is simpler to just call them a total bunch.
That frat is a total bunch of douchebags.
The government is a total bunch of thieving bastards.
My ISP is a total bunch of incompetent imbeciles.
Those guys are a total bunch.
The government is a total bunch of thieving bastards.
My ISP is a total bunch of incompetent imbeciles.
Those guys are a total bunch.
by George McBob May 25, 2009
Get the total bunch mug.That state of innocence in which you live until you have to pay your first income tax, insurance premium or legal fee.
by George McBob July 18, 2009
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This is in accordance with the principle that anyone who would call themselves a VIP, or insist on VIP treatment is inherently a douchebag.
This is in accordance with the principle that anyone who would call themselves a VIP, or insist on VIP treatment is inherently a douchebag.
by George McBob May 6, 2009
Get the VIP mug.A Zeroeth Law is a law that is added to another set of laws at a later date.
It is usually so important that the other laws cannot function without it, yet so obvious that nobody thought it needed stating.
It is usually so important that the other laws cannot function without it, yet so obvious that nobody thought it needed stating.
The Zeroeth Law of thermodynamics: If objects B and C are both in thermal equilibrium with object A, then they are in thermal equilibrium with each other.
Isaac Asimov's Zeroth Law of Robotics: A robot may not harm humanity, or through inaction allow humanity to come to harm.
Newton's Zeroeth Law of Motion: If objects A and B are moving relative to object C at velocities v1 and v2, then they are moving relative to each other at velocity v3 which is the difference between v1 and v2. (Note: This law is now known not to be true, especially near the speed of light. That's where Einstein comes in)
The Zeroeth Commandment: Thou Shalt believe all of this and never question what thou art told.
Isaac Asimov's Zeroth Law of Robotics: A robot may not harm humanity, or through inaction allow humanity to come to harm.
Newton's Zeroeth Law of Motion: If objects A and B are moving relative to object C at velocities v1 and v2, then they are moving relative to each other at velocity v3 which is the difference between v1 and v2. (Note: This law is now known not to be true, especially near the speed of light. That's where Einstein comes in)
The Zeroeth Commandment: Thou Shalt believe all of this and never question what thou art told.
by George McBob June 22, 2009
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