Geordie 's definitions

SMB

Stands for Sad Mackem Bastards.

Used to describe Mackem Sunderland fans. Often by Newcastle United FC fans.

Don't those sad mackem bastards ever wash?

by Geordie January 9, 2004

spliff

cannabis cigarette

make a spliff

by geordie October 24, 2003

toot

geordie word for cocaine

giz a line of toot

by geordie October 24, 2003

dosh

money

giz all ya dosh or al blow ya head off with me shotgun

by geordie October 24, 2003

buleay

a bucket-a device for smoking dope

giz a buleay

by geordie October 24, 2003

cnut

a womans pussy

"i wana fcuk her in her cnut"
"not a beer a cnut"

by geordie May 11, 2003

minge

The fur lined entrance to the spasm chasm.
Edible but can induce retching if hairs come loose and lodge in ones throat

i was munching minge till my jaw ached

by Geordie February 7, 2004