smackhead

by geordie October 24, 2003
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smeel

The process of rubbing butter into the skin of a new born baby badger. It is imperative this happens within the first 48 hours or it loses all flavour.
"Quick, smeel the badger!'
by Geordie May 07, 2004
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kiddyfiddler

Someone who abuses children in obscene ways, touches penis of any age child
"that DoZ bloke from down cornwall is a right old kiddyfiddler"
by Geordie May 13, 2003
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Bledge

A term used by the sterotype 'charver' as an alternative to 'squashing', 'crushing' or 'splatting' an object.
'Who yee, ya daft cu*t... Im going to bledge ya fanny in win a Mel
by Geordie June 06, 2003
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a man who takes it up the ring piece and
gets spunked all over his face
you going to suk cock, like batty boy
by geordie October 24, 2003
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radgey

sum one who weres flat caps, berghaus coats, henri loyd horizontily stripped jumpers, tracksuit pants and rockport boots
by geordie October 24, 2003
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yer ma!

wen ppl hav nothin better 2 offend ppl, they refer 2 'yer ma' meaning your mam, they are trying to say they have shagged her basically
george:your crap at singing!
freddy: yer ma's crap! (aka : in bed)
by geordie May 13, 2005
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