Walnut Creek Gangster

One word defines this fools - Fake

that's shit as fake as a walnut creek gangster

by Geoffrey March 01, 2005

The Jones

Used to refer to Indiana Jones. When Indy becomes angry, he turns into The Jones, and subsequently goes on a killing spree, typically killing nearby nazis and other evil-doers.

The Jones is comin' to getcha!

by Geoffrey September 15, 2004

sheebee-out

a type of blood clot (like a heart attack or stroke) that occurs in the penis

girl: alright i'm ready for sex!
guy: ok.. time for mr. petey to get hard (he pulls down his pants)
girl: oh my god! oh my god! you penis looks a lil pale and lifeless
guy: i think i'm having a sheebee-out
girl: damn right! i be out!

by Geoffrey December 26, 2003

Crouton

N: the seeds from a Cannibus plant

man this shit has a lot of croutons

by Geoffrey May 13, 2005

whore-bag

one who is a complete bitch(couhg...ALEXA...cough cough)

ALEXA, MARY, and they're like the only ones

by Geoffrey December 12, 2004

doctor

Someone who has spent 11-16 years of training after high school and over hundreds of thousands of dollars to become certified as a doctor.

Because of medical malpractice lawsuits, medicare, medicaid doctors salaries are declining.

by Geoffrey March 15, 2005

Jonesified

To be Jonesified means to be killed/maimed/owned by The Jones, e.g. Indiana Jones.

Those Russian Commie-Nazis just got Jonesified.

by Geoffrey September 15, 2004