Geoff AF's definitions

yesto

Another way to say "yesterday" if you're short on time.

Eva said she went down to the beach yesto and found some nice shells.

by Geoff AF July 23, 2025

heavytext

A long-winded text message filled with trauma dumping or a deep history of something on-topic. It is not split up into multiple messages.

Sharon just dropped a five-screen heavytext on me about her last relationship.

by Geoff AF June 8, 2025

emmatation

When you imitate someone named Emma.

Millicent: "Did y'all hear what Emma did the other day?"
Georgie: "No - what that li'l cooze do?"
Millicent: "Hold on, I'll do an Emmatation of it: 'I'm a dumb bitch. Wah wah wah. Give me candy! I'm Emma!'"

by Geoff AF May 4, 2021

waggytooter

Southern name for a penis.

"Wow, look at Jimmy's waggytooter! He was gifted!"

by Geoff AF May 3, 2021

Thighgraine

A migraine of the thigh.

"Damn, Sven, all this dancin' be giving me a thighgraine."

by Geoff AF April 1, 2021

Bingodick

An annoying idiot who never seems to have a clue as to how reality works.

My little brother believes everything he hears. He's such a bingodick.

by Geoff AF January 5, 2020

dramagician

Someone who conjures up drama or dramatic situations to spice things up.

Otis is such a dramagician! Everything was going fine until he started telling stories about everyone being at that orgy last night. He really knows how to stir shit up.

by Geoff AF September 4, 2016