by Geoff AF May 08, 2010
by Geoff AF January 05, 2020
Social
Networking
Attention
Grab
Message
The types of messages put up on Facebook, MySpace, etc. by people craving attention.
You see SNAGMs every day from people that want your attention but are too proud to ask for it directly, so they travel an annoying route to grab you but all you really wanna do is ignore them.
Networking
Attention
Grab
Message
The types of messages put up on Facebook, MySpace, etc. by people craving attention.
You see SNAGMs every day from people that want your attention but are too proud to ask for it directly, so they travel an annoying route to grab you but all you really wanna do is ignore them.
Jimmy Smalls posts a SNAGM on almost a daily basis. No one has hung out with him lately (probably cos his feet stink and his parents never have anything to eat in the fridge). Instead of dialing, texting or visiting a friend, he takes his woe to Facebook in the form of sympathy-seeking status updates such as:
Jimmy Smalls is swimming in a sea of sorrow.
Jimmy Smalls hates being Jimmy Smalls.
Jimmy Smalls is thinking about playing some Russian Roulette.
You get the idea! As you can see, Jimmy seems to be climbing a downward spiral. However, if Jimmy really wanted to do any harm to himself, he wouldn't post a warning on Facebook. Jimmy is just craving attention and there are plenty of Jimmys out there.
Jimmy Smalls is swimming in a sea of sorrow.
Jimmy Smalls hates being Jimmy Smalls.
Jimmy Smalls is thinking about playing some Russian Roulette.
You get the idea! As you can see, Jimmy seems to be climbing a downward spiral. However, if Jimmy really wanted to do any harm to himself, he wouldn't post a warning on Facebook. Jimmy is just craving attention and there are plenty of Jimmys out there.
by Geoff AF May 13, 2010
A term used to describe a woman whose vagina is covered with pubic hair (i.e. she is unshaven downstairs).
Ben: "Yo, didja see Vicki naked lately?"
Kelton: "No, why?"
Ben: "Bitch has a MUFFIN SWEATER goin' on!"
Kelton: "Time to shave that shit, eh?"
Kelton: "No, why?"
Ben: "Bitch has a MUFFIN SWEATER goin' on!"
Kelton: "Time to shave that shit, eh?"
by Geoff AF April 30, 2010
In a recent Iranian soccer game, a teammate did this to an opponent (who had his shorts still on) and both were punished.
On Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld on Fox News Channel (11-03-2011), a guest called this "the Charlie Kornheiser."
On Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld on Fox News Channel (11-03-2011), a guest called this "the Charlie Kornheiser."
by Geoff AF November 03, 2011
A disrespectful range of varied but related ideas or objects, the individual features of which tend to overlap so as to form a continuous series or sequence.
Valerie: "Dude, you're kind of rude."
Geoff: "How so?"
Valerie: "You're insulting, rude, jerky..."
Geoff: "All part of my disrespectrum."
Geoff: "How so?"
Valerie: "You're insulting, rude, jerky..."
Geoff: "All part of my disrespectrum."
by Geoff AF May 12, 2010
A long-winded text message filled with trauma dumping or a deep history of something on-topic. It is not split up into multiple messages.
by Geoff AF June 09, 2025