Geoff's definitions

pizzle

weed, pot, mary J, dope

"yo, want some pizzle"

"sure nigga lets go smoke"

by Geoff March 29, 2004

cork

Material that such people as, Sammy Sosa, use in their bats to do better than others.

Sammy Sosa had all his bats x-rayed, but the only cork they found was in his ass.

by Geoff June 17, 2003

Finest Gentlemen

a compound consisting of the two elements Geoff Ibe & Mike Browne. this form of hottness thrives off of passion and love for music which is R&B.

The new song by the Finest Gentlemen was so bangin, I jus wanna get off my booty and dance!

Finest Gentlemen's wifey tracks make me lay on my bed and start to cry like a girl.

by geoff March 6, 2004

gonzagee ball

a little ball that remains in the hair of your rump crack after a grogan

after that dump at the wedding i was left with a pile of gonzagee balls

by geoff December 14, 2003

l33tsp34k

1. Elite speak.
2. Internet slang language involving the replacement of letters with numbers and/or symbols, specifically to discourage and confuse new members of the community (See newbies or n00bs)

1. Do you know how to l33tsp34k?
2. j00 5u}{0Rz @ l33tsp34k (you suck at elite speak)

by Geoff March 15, 2003

shamed

When your friend passes out from drinking, and someone draws words and pictures on their face/body. They awake the next morning, with visible reminders never to drink that much again.

-Walter passed out.
-Let's shame him.

by geoff May 14, 2005

druthers

Preference

If I had my druthers, I'd be sailing on the Bay with a beer in my fist right now instead of doing the f*&@%$! month-end stock-taking.

by Geoff September 13, 2003