Gaysofthunder69's definitions

Casmalian Boilermaker

When you’re chicken fighting at your work’s summer pool party, and the fat chick on your shoulders cut a wet, bubbly fart on the back of your neck.

CO-Worker: What’s wrong? I thought you love chicken fighting...
Me: Ole’ Stacy just ripped a Casmalian Boilermaker on me 🤢

by Gaysofthunder69 November 23, 2019

Blackfishing

When you're filling out an online application and you put that you are a black lesbian with big tits, when really you are a husky, white guy from the mid-west with a below average sized penis.

Friend 1: good luck trying to get promoted, they're only looking for black lesbians.
Friend 2: oh I know, that's why I'll be Blackfishing their racist asses!

by Gaysofthunder69 October 23, 2015

Burnt Cheeks Dance

The act of a black guy rubbing his bare butt cheeks on the chest and face of someone else.

Danny: Did you hear about Rob's trip to D.C.?
Sergio: No, what happened?
Danny: Some guys in the city held him down and gave him the Burnt Cheeks dance!

by Gaysofthunder69 May 18, 2016

Shit Pussy Posse

A prison gang. Originating in the federal prison system, it’s membership is comprised only of individuals who have known the pleasure of a mahn’s ahnus. It is said to have a 2-Man commission, much like the Aryan Brotherhood, and membership is for life. The phrase “Mud in, Mud Out” is used, indicating that the only way in and the only way out, is through that shit pussy.

Don’t use that shower, it belongs to the Shit Pussy Posse

by Gaysofthunder69 June 30, 2019

Peek-a-Boo

Penitentiary term. When you push yo’ dick between yo’ legs and yo’ cellie gives you head from the back so when you bust, you shitbomb his face with ramen gumbo and nacho cheese Summer sausage.

Cellie: Oh Lawd!

Me: Peek-a-Boo!

by Gaysofthunder69 August 1, 2020

Thomson Tug-Of-War

Similar to the Florence Finger-Blast, it’s when two dudes face eachother naked, criss-cross arms, and proceed to tug on eachother’s cocks till climax, never breaking eye contact, all while telling eachother how special the other one is. Originated from AUSP Thomson, Ill.

Hey Bob, you up for little Thomson Tug-Of-War?
Oh fuck yeah, Jimbo. You’re the best at it.

by Gaysofthunder69 February 10, 2020

S’Mores

When two brown men pick up one white girl, and one chocolate one. When the white girl starts getting hot, the chocolate one melts, and then they all smash together.

“We should pick up Brittney and Shakeisha and go camping. We can make S’Mores!”

by Gaysofthunder69 November 25, 2020