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BGF

(Stands for Big Gay Fags). Originating out of FCI Mendota, A security threat group (prison gang) identified in the Federal Bureau of Prisons as the number #1 rival of The Shit Pussy Posse. It is understood that members have a “Smash On Sight” order on all members of the SPP, meaning if they are to encounter members of the rival gang, some one’s getting those cheeks clapped. Members are identified by their secret hand shake, and are known to shit completely naked, sitting “reverse cowboy” on the toilet. Members are often inexperienced and scared, due to having never been to a penitentiary.
Inmate: The entire SPP just went into the showers laced up, BGF fin’a get their shit pushed in!
by Gaysofthunder69 November 27, 2019
mugGet the BGFmug.

Firehea

Extremely hot diarrhea that burns your anus on the way out. Usually the result of eating spicy Mexican food, followed by a long night of drinking.
Dude my anus is burning, I've had Firehea all morning!
by Gaysofthunder69 September 29, 2011
mugGet the Fireheamug.

The Neighbor

Opposite of The Stranger, when you lay on your arm until it falls asleep, then proceed to beat your Bro J. Simpson’s naked gun, until the juice is loose.
Love The Neighbor as Yourself
by Gaysofthunder69 March 9, 2020
mugGet the The Neighbormug.

Mariel Boat Ride

When a girl rides your face and smokes a cigar with her pussy while you eat her ass.
I don’t know what Scarface was complaining about, I got a Mariel Boat Ride last night and it was awesome!”
by Gaysofthunder69 January 25, 2020
mugGet the Mariel Boat Ridemug.

DF’d

When you eagerly approach your partner from behind and they fart in your face, forcing your eyes to involuntarily clamp shut, causing you to have to button-hook and run for cover.
Emily ran into the room to eat Finlay’s ass, but was immediately DF’d and was forced to retreat.
by Gaysofthunder69 November 13, 2020
mugGet the DF’dmug.

The Ostrich

The act of a man twisting his penis in reverse, and inserting it into his own anus, causing the penis to resemble an ostrich burying its head into the sand.
Did you hear about Jimmy? His mom was traumatized when she walked in on him doing the ostrich!
by Gaysofthunder69 September 29, 2011
mugGet the The Ostrichmug.

Adirondactomy

When you’ve had so many abortions, you can no longer get pregnant.
Bust In me, I’ve had an Adirondactomy!”
by Gaysofthunder69 September 28, 2019
mugGet the Adirondactomymug.

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