Definitions by Gaysofthunder69

Gruntstyle 

The position that valor-thieves use to make love with one another. It is the act of one dude dressed in olive drab clothing pulling his Weiner through the fly of his BDU pants, and ramming his buddy from behind while they both grunt like an offensive line. Neither can be former or current service members, but both must be at least a ranking of 80 on Call of Duty.

Joe: I’m gonna tread on your anus, Gruntstyle!

Gruntstyle by Gaysofthunder69 December 14, 2019

BGF 

(Stands for Big Gay Fags). Originating out of FCI Mendota, A security threat group (prison gang) identified in the Federal Bureau of Prisons as the number #1 rival of The Shit Pussy Posse. It is understood that members have a “Smash On Sight” order on all members of the SPP, meaning if they are to encounter members of the rival gang, some one’s getting those cheeks clapped. Members are identified by their secret hand shake, and are known to shit completely naked, sitting “reverse cowboy” on the toilet. Members are often inexperienced and scared, due to having never been to a penitentiary.

Inmate: The entire SPP just went into the showers laced up, BGF fin’a get their shit pushed in!

BGF by Gaysofthunder69 November 27, 2019

Casmalian Boilermaker 

When you’re chicken fighting at your work’s summer pool party, and the fat chick on your shoulders cut a wet, bubbly fart on the back of your neck.

CO-Worker: What’s wrong? I thought you love chicken fighting...
Me: Ole’ Stacy just ripped a Casmalian Boilermaker on me 🤢

Casmalian Boilermaker by Gaysofthunder69 November 23, 2019

Adirondactomy 

When you’ve had so many abortions, you can no longer get pregnant.

“Bust In me, I’ve had an Adirondactomy!”

Adirondactomy by Gaysofthunder69 September 28, 2019

A Dudley

When you are so disgruntled at your job, that in an act of defiance towards management, you take a giant Shitpiss on the floor in the employee bathroom that everybody has to use. Also known as a Below-the-Decker.

Pass me over for promotion will ya?! I’m taking a Dudley all over the place tonight!!

A Dudley by Gaysofthunder69 August 2, 2019

Photodonged

To be photobombed by some one with their dick out. Can either be a person, or just a dick that ruins your favorite photos.

Husband: Finally got the honeymoon photos back
Wife: Oh no! Somebody from Jamaica photodonged us!

Photodonged by Gaysofthunder69 July 8, 2019

Shit Pussy Posse 

A prison gang. Originating in the federal prison system, it’s membership is comprised only of individuals who have known the pleasure of a mahn’s ahnus. It is said to have a 2-Man commission, much like the Aryan Brotherhood, and membership is for life. The phrase “Mud in, Mud Out” is used, indicating that the only way in and the only way out, is through that shit pussy.

Don’t use that shower, it belongs to the Shit Pussy Posse

Shit Pussy Posse by Gaysofthunder69 June 30, 2019