Gary 's definitions

pharlei

1) a chick who is a combination of fat and ugly.

2) a chick who was a fat lay.

geezz what a pharlei...

by Gary May 2, 2005

ace

a term for a small ammount of a ciggarette, usually no more then a few/couple of lines before the letters. sometimes can be skimpy and named "jailhouse ace".

person one: hey, can I get a bit of your ciggarette?
person two: how about a ace?
person one: sure, thanks.

by gary March 12, 2005

scat

shit, human feces, eaten from one's ass..usually in scat play and other sexually related pratices

I ate scat directly from Cindy as she squatted over my face and let it out

by Gary February 5, 2005

procrasterbate

Putting off homework or other important activities in order to masturbate.

I failed my physics test because I stayed up looking at sheep porn instead of studying. I'm such a procrasterbator!

by Gary March 19, 2005

stoge

another term for a cigarette

hey man, you got another stoge?

by gary March 12, 2005

Shants

To short for pants, to long for shorts. Shants

Garrett wears shants cause is family is to poor to buy pants.

by Gary June 6, 2003

Someone Else

Always manages to screw everything up in your life. Also works with Mister Nobody

TV's broke? Someone else did it!

by Gary April 24, 2005